The Triangle Thief
Season 1 E 12 • 02/18/1998
Kyle catches Cartman trying to steal the triangle and lets him have it.
The MakeoverSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
Black LeatherSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
Gonna Need More SmackSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
Lost LoveSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
Into the SunSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
RochambeauSouth ParkS1 E12
The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
Barbra Who?South ParkS1 E12
Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
Disintegration RulesSouth ParkS1 E12
The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
Trash to TreasureSouth ParkS1 E12
After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
Zinthar at HandSouth ParkS1 E12
Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
The Triangle ThiefSouth ParkS1 E12
Cartman breaks into Kyle's house in the middle of the night to steal the triangle. Kyle gives the triangle to Cartman since he's being such a pain.
It Doesn't Sound GoodSouth ParkS1 E12
Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
Meet Mrs. JonesSouth ParkS1 E12
Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
Cruel and UnusualSouth ParkS1 E12
Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
The Diamond of Pantheos is CompleteSouth ParkS1 E12
The diamond of Pantheos is now complete and Babs turns into Mecha-Streisand. Leonard thinks Robert Smith from the Cure can save them.
Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!South ParkS1 E12
Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
Mecha-Ike!South ParkS1 E12
The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
Eric's Tea PartySouth ParkS1 E13
When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
Manage Oh ThreeSouth ParkS1 E13
When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?South ParkS1 E13
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.