South Park
No Substitute For You
Season 1 E 11 • 02/11/1998

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.

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South ParkS1 E10
Boutin' at the Mountain

It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
02/04/1998
00:51

South ParkS1 E10
Pip Goes Pop

Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
02/04/1998
01:13

South ParkS1 E10
Ants in the Pants

When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
00:28

South ParkS1 E10
No More Pie

Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
02/04/1998
02:03

South ParkS1 E11
Hot For Teacher

It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
02/11/1998
01:49

South ParkS1 E11
Not Acting Like A Freak

After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
01:47

South ParkS1 E11
Criminal Iraqi Fugitive

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
01:01

South ParkS1 E11
Hasselhoff

Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
02/11/1998
00:44

South ParkS1 E11
Don't F#$* With Me

After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
02/11/1998
01:58

South ParkS1 E11
Stan Vomits For Someone Else

The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
02/11/1998
02:01

South ParkS1 E11
No Substitute For You

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
02/11/1998
00:53

South ParkS1 E11
Contact

Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
02/11/1998
01:05

South ParkS1 E11
Presents

The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
00:43

South ParkS1 E11
Carpet Licker

Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
02/11/1998
00:59

South ParkS1 E11
The Makeover

Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
02:04

South ParkS1 E11
Black Leather

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
00:58

South ParkS1 E11
Gonna Need More Smack

Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
02/11/1998
01:11

South ParkS1 E11
Lost Love

Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
02/11/1998
01:14

South ParkS1 E11
Into the Sun

Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
02/11/1998
02:02

South ParkS1 E12
Rochambeau

The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
02/18/1998
02:49

South ParkS1 E12
Barbra Who?

Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
02/18/1998