South Park
No Substitute For You
Season 1 E 11 • 02/11/1998
In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
Tags:CartmanKyleWendyStanBebeChefNatasha HenstridgeYasmine BleethRichard GriecoMs. Ellen

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Pip Goes Pop
Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
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Ants in the Pants
When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
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02/04/1998
02:03
South ParkS1 E11
Hot For Teacher
It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
02/11/1998
01:49
South ParkS1 E11
Not Acting Like A Freak
After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
01:47
South ParkS1 E11
Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
01:01
South ParkS1 E11
Hasselhoff
Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
02/11/1998
00:44
South ParkS1 E11
Don't F#$* With Me
After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
02/11/1998
01:58
South ParkS1 E11
Stan Vomits For Someone Else
The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
02/11/1998
02:01
South ParkS1 E11
No Substitute For You
In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
02/11/1998
00:53
South ParkS1 E11
Contact
Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
02/11/1998
01:05
South ParkS1 E11
Presents
The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
00:43
South ParkS1 E11
Carpet Licker
Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
02/11/1998
00:59
South ParkS1 E11
The Makeover
Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
02:04
South ParkS1 E11
Black Leather
Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
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Gonna Need More Smack
Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
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Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
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Into the Sun
Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
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South ParkS1 E12
Rochambeau
The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
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