South Park

No Substitute For You

Season 1 E 11 • 02/11/1998

Chef asks Ms. Ellen to dinner.

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Boutin' at the Mountain
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It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
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00:51

Pip Goes Pop
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Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
02/04/1998
01:13

Ants in the Pants
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When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
00:28

No More Pie
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Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
02/04/1998
02:03

Hot For Teacher
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It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
02/11/1998
01:49

Not Acting Like A Freak
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After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
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Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
01:01

Hasselhoff
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Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
02/11/1998
00:44

Don't F#$* With Me
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After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
02/11/1998
01:58

Stan Vomits For Someone Else
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The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
02/11/1998
02:01

No Substitute For You
South ParkS1 E11

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
02/11/1998
00:53

Contact
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Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
02/11/1998
01:05

Presents
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The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
00:43

Carpet Licker
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Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
02/11/1998
00:59

The Makeover
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Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
02:04

Black Leather
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Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
00:58

Gonna Need More Smack
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Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
02/11/1998
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Lost Love
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Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
02/11/1998
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Into the Sun
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Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
02/11/1998
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Rochambeau
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The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
02/18/1998
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Barbra Who?
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Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
02/18/1998