Boutin' at the MountainSouth ParkS1 E10
It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
Pip Goes PopSouth ParkS1 E10
Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
Ants in the PantsSouth ParkS1 E10
When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
No More PieSouth ParkS1 E10
Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
Hot For TeacherSouth ParkS1 E11
It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
Not Acting Like A FreakSouth ParkS1 E11
After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
Criminal Iraqi FugitiveSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
HasselhoffSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
Don't F#$* With MeSouth ParkS1 E11
After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
Stan Vomits For Someone ElseSouth ParkS1 E11
The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
No Substitute For YouSouth ParkS1 E11
In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
ContactSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
PresentsSouth ParkS1 E11
The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
Carpet LickerSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
The MakeoverSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
Black LeatherSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
Gonna Need More SmackSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
Lost LoveSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
Into the SunSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
RochambeauSouth ParkS1 E12
The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.