South ParkS1 E10Who Will Win Our Souls
The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
South ParkS1 E10Be Passive
Counselor Mackey advises Damien that perhaps burning and killing the children isn't the best way to make friends.
South ParkS1 E10New Fart Boy
Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
South ParkS1 E10Forsaken and Trainin'
With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
South ParkS1 E10Training Day
Chef knocks out Jesus while training for the big day in the ring. Satan is going to crush him like a bug.
South ParkS1 E10Birthday Party
At the party, Chef decides the fight can wait so he can sample some of Ms. Cartman's "Chili."
South ParkS1 E10Boutin' at the Mountain
It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
South ParkS1 E10Pip Goes Pop
Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
South ParkS1 E10Ants in the Pants
When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
South ParkS1 E10No More Pie
Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
South ParkS1 E11Hot For Teacher
It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
South ParkS1 E11Not Acting Like A Freak
After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
South ParkS1 E11Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
South ParkS1 E11Hasselhoff
Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
South ParkS1 E11Don't F#$* With Me
After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
South ParkS1 E11Stan Vomits For Someone Else
The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
South ParkS1 E11No Substitute For You
In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
South ParkS1 E11Contact
Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
South ParkS1 E11Presents
The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
South ParkS1 E11Carpet Licker
Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.