South ParkS13 E7Perfect Pirate Club
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.
South ParkS13 E7The Path To Adventure
Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.
South ParkS13 E7Where's All the Waterfalls?
The pirate club finally arrives in Somalia.
South ParkS13 E7Now Go "ARRRRGH!"
Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.
South ParkS13 E7He's Gone
Kyle's family discovers that Ike has run away to be a pirate.
South ParkS13 E7Now THAT'S A Pirate Ship
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.
South ParkS13 E7Le Light Saber Terrible!
The World Leaders discuss the escalating pirate situation, and Cartman's pirates get a new hostage.
South ParkS13 E7I Feel Like an Asshole
Butters and Ike learn what it's really like to be a pirate.
South ParkS13 E7Mutiny Averted
Captain Cartman's crew attempts a mutiny...until the Military arrives.
South ParkS13 E8Make Him Stop, Kyle!
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.
South ParkS13 E8I See Dead Celebrities
Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.
South ParkS13 E8Billy Mays Here
After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help.
South ParkS13 E8There's A Wetness Coming From My Pants
The Ghost Hunters try to investigate Ike's haunting.
South ParkS13 E8Golden Rectum of the Gods
The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.
South ParkS13 E8Weee! I'm a Child!
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.
South ParkS13 E8Purgatory
The spirit of Michael Jackson plays with Ike, while the rest of the dead wait in purgatory.
South ParkS13 E8What He Always Wanted To Be
The boys search the web to rid Ike of Michael Jackson's spirit.
South ParkS13 E8The Tiny Miss Pageant
Michael Jackson and the other girls compete to win the judges' affection.