South Park
Wing Has Touched Sly
Season 9 E 3 • 03/23/2005

Sly, touched by Wings voice, offers $4,000 to have her sing at his son's wedding. Unfortunately, she's been stolen again.
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South ParkS9 E2
Hippie Jam Fest 2005

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Woodstock Flashback

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Freeing Cartman

The adults ask Cartman for help in eradicating South Park of hippies -- but Cartman has demands.
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Lazy Hippies

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Hippie Digger Stalls

The Hippie Digger overheats in the middle of the crowd, just as Stan rushes the stage.
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Chef Volunteers?

Chef has to suffer through the crowd to activate the backup boosters on the Hippie Digger before a nuke is launched.
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Hippie Capital

South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic.
03/16/2005
01:45

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Cartman's Plan

Cartman needs a crew to operate a Hippie Digger to penetrate the festival crowd, so they can play Slayer over the PA system.
03/16/2005
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Stan's Speech

Stan takes the mic at the Hippie Jam Fest and tries to get the crowd motivated to actually accomplish something.
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01:55

South ParkS9 E3
Super Awesome Talent Agency

Cartman and the boys convince Tolkien that he needs their agency to protect him from the huge media storm that is surely about to blow up his career.
03/23/2005
02:06

South ParkS9 E3
Wing Has Touched Sly

Sly, touched by Wings voice, offers $4,000 to have her sing at his son's wedding. Unfortunately, she's been stolen again.
03/23/2005
04:06

South ParkS9 E3
Wing Doesn't Belong to Anyone

After a shootout, Stan convinces both the boys and the Chinese mafia to stop mooching off of their clients' hopes and dreams.
03/23/2005
00:41

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Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star Contest

Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
03/23/2005
01:14

South ParkS9 E3
The Thinking Side

The boys are jealous of Tolkien's money. They decide to start a talent agency so they can manage Tolkien and get some of his cash.
03/23/2005
00:46

South ParkS9 E3
I'm Actually an Agent

The boys spot Tolkien checking out a sign for the agency. Cartman devises a plan to take Tolkien's money.
03/23/2005
01:10

South ParkS9 E3
Tolkien Sings

Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
03/23/2005
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Sign With CAA

As Tolkien and the boys leave the show , Don Heisman, a CAA agent, shows up and steals Tolkien.
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Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency

As the boys are mourning the loss of Tolkien, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
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South ParkS9 E3
The Chinese Mafia

The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
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American Idol

The boys get Wing to "American Idol," but the audition line is too long. Just when they think hope is lost, they get her onto "The Contender," which also has a big cash prize.
03/23/2005
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South ParkS9 E3
Wing on The Contender

For "The Contender," Wing gets in the ring with a Mexican boxing star. She sings while he brutally beats her.
03/23/2005