I'm Actually an Agent
Season 9 E 3 • 03/23/2005
Cartman tries to convince Tolkien to stop by the office.
Hippie Digger StallsSouth ParkS9 E2
The Hippie Digger overheats in the middle of the crowd, just as Stan rushes the stage.
Chef Volunteers?South ParkS9 E2
Chef has to suffer through the crowd to activate the backup boosters on the Hippie Digger before a nuke is launched.
Hippie CapitalSouth ParkS9 E2
South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic.
Cartman's PlanSouth ParkS9 E2
Cartman needs a crew to operate a Hippie Digger to penetrate the festival crowd, so they can play Slayer over the PA system.
Stan's SpeechSouth ParkS9 E2
Stan takes the mic at the Hippie Jam Fest and tries to get the crowd motivated to actually accomplish something.
Super Awesome Talent AgencySouth ParkS9 E3
Cartman and the boys convince Tolkien that he needs their agency to protect him from the huge media storm that is surely about to blow up his career.
Wing Has Touched SlySouth ParkS9 E3
Sly, touched by Wings voice, offers $4,000 to have her sing at his son's wedding. Unfortunately, she's been stolen again.
Wing Doesn't Belong to AnyoneSouth ParkS9 E3
After a shootout, Stan convinces both the boys and the Chinese mafia to stop mooching off of their clients' hopes and dreams.
Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star ContestSouth ParkS9 E3
Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
The Thinking SideSouth ParkS9 E3
The boys are jealous of Tolkien's money. They decide to start a talent agency so they can manage Tolkien and get some of his cash.
I'm Actually an AgentSouth ParkS9 E3
The boys spot Tolkien checking out a sign for the agency. Cartman devises a plan to take Tolkien's money.
Tolkien SingsSouth ParkS9 E3
Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
Sign With CAASouth ParkS9 E3
As Tolkien and the boys leave the show , Don Heisman, a CAA agent, shows up and steals Tolkien.
Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent AgencySouth ParkS9 E3
As the boys are mourning the loss of Tolkien, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
The Chinese MafiaSouth ParkS9 E3
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
American IdolSouth ParkS9 E3
The boys get Wing to "American Idol," but the audition line is too long. Just when they think hope is lost, they get her onto "The Contender," which also has a big cash prize.
Wing on The ContenderSouth ParkS9 E3
For "The Contender," Wing gets in the ring with a Mexican boxing star. She sings while he brutally beats her.
A Delicate Little FlowerSouth ParkS9 E3
Wing sings at the wedding and everyone is happy. Tolkien shows up as a waiter.
Kenny RevivedSouth ParkS9 E4
Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.
BFF NecklaceSouth ParkS9 E4
Cartman appeals to the Colorado Supreme Court to remove Kenny's feeding tube on the basis that they're BFFs, Best Friends Forever.