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Good Times With Weapons

Season 8 E 1 • 03/17/2004

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.

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S8 • E1

Good Times With Weapons

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.

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