South Park
Quest For Ratings
Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

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21:57

South Park
S1 • E1
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.
08/13/1997
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21:58

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S2 • E8
Summer Sucks

The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed.
06/24/1998
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21:59

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S3 • E12
Hooked on Monkey Fonics

To help Cartman win the school spelling bee, Cartman's Mom gives him the Hooked on Monkey Fonics spelling system.
11/10/1999
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22:00

South Park
S5 • E4
Scott Tenorman Must Die

After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.
07/11/2001
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21:58

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S5 • E14
Butters' Very Own Episode

Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.
12/12/2001
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21:58

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S6 • E6
Professor Chaos

The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
04/10/2002
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21:58

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S7 • E1
Cancelled

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.
03/19/2003
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21:59

South Park
S7 • E11
Casa Bonita

Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."
11/12/2003
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S8 • E1
Good Times With Weapons

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.
03/17/2004
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22:00

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S8 • E5
AWESOM-O

Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.
04/14/2004
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21:58

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S8 • E11
Quest For Ratings

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
11/17/2004
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21:58

South Park
S9 • E12
Trapped in the Closet

Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."
11/16/2005
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S10 • E6
Manbearpig

Al Gore warns the school about the threat of Manbearpig.
04/26/2006
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S10 • E8
Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
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21:59

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S11 • E10
Imaginationland

When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
10/17/2007
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21:58

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S11 • E11
Imaginationland Episode II

Stan and Kyle are being held in the bowels of the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman simply won't rest until he finds Kyle and gets him to make good on their bet to suck his balls.
10/24/2007
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21:59

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S11 • E12
Imaginationland Episode III

Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet.
10/31/2007
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22:00

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S12 • E3
Major Boobage

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
03/26/2008
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22:01

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S12 • E13
Elementary School Musical

The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
11/12/2008
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21:59

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S12 • E14
The Ungroundable

Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
11/19/2008
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22:00

South Park
S13 • E9
Butters' Bottom Bitch

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
10/14/2009