South Park
Quest for Ratings
Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

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21:57
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S1 • E1
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.
08/13/1997
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S3 • E5
Tweek Vs. Craig
The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. Meanwhile, Mr. Adler, the shop teacher, is haunted by a recurring dream of his lost love.
06/23/1999
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22:00
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S5 • E4
Scott Tenorman Must Die
After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.
07/11/2001
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21:58
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S5 • E14
Butters' Very Own Episode
Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.
12/12/2001
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21:58
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S6 • E6
Professor Chaos
The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
04/10/2002
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21:58
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S7 • E1
Cancelled
Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.
03/19/2003
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21:59
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S7 • E8
South Park Is Gay
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.
10/22/2003
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S7 • E11
Casa Bonita
Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."
11/12/2003
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22:00
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S8 • E5
AWESOM-O
Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.
04/14/2004
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21:58
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S8 • E11
Quest for Ratings
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
11/17/2004
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21:58
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S9 • E12
Trapped in the Closet
Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."
11/16/2005
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21:59
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S10 • E8
Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
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S11 • E8
Le Petit Tourette
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
10/03/2007
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S11 • E14
The List
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
11/14/2007
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22:00
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S12 • E3
Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
03/26/2008
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21:59
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S12 • E10
Pandemic
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
10/22/2008
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22:01
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S12 • E11
Pandemic 2 – The Startling
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world.  The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
10/29/2008
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21:58
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S14 • E3
Medicinal Fried Chicken
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
03/31/2010
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S16 • E5
Butterballs
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
04/11/2012
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S17 • E2
Informative Murder Porn
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction tokeep their parents from hurting each other.
10/02/2013