Where My Country Gone?
The boys are at odds with the increasing number of undocumented immigrants in their classroom. Mr. Garrison wants to build a wall to keep them all out.
Kyle is unwillingly honored at the White House by Barack Obama for his acceptance of Caitlyn Jenner. His reward is to be driven back home by Jenner, who runs over a pedestrian while leaving the White House (in reference to Jenner's real life collision).
Mr. Garrison observes that many Canadians have entered the United States illegally, placing many Canadian students in South Park Elementary. When he reacts intolerantly to a group of them disrupting his class, PC Principal forces the entire faculty to take "Canadian-language" night classes to better help their Canadian students. Garrison reacts to this by composing a song, "Where My Country Gone?" lamenting how immigration has ruined his country. He uses the song to rally the townspeople to his cause. When Garrison interrupts a school presentation on Canadian history he is fired, stirring tension between American and Canadian students. Cartman and his friends decide that the only way to bring peace is to encourage a romantic relationship between the factions: they appoint Butters to ask out a Canadian girl.
Garrison gets the entire town behind his proposal to literally "fuck the Canadians to death", then build a wall to prevent further illegal immigration from Canada. However, it is discovered that Canada has already built an immense border wall of its own, to (according to a Canada border guard) prevent Americans from raping Canadian women and preserve Canada's "cool shit". To find out what "cool shit" they are hiding, Garrison sneaks into Canada by going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Meanwhile, Butters begins dating a Canadian girl named Charlotte. The two find themselves falling in love. At dinner with her family, he learns that they and other Canadians left Canada unwillingly. Charlotte's father explains that during the last Canadian election there was a brash candidate (a parody of Donald Trump and his positions on immigration that said outrageous things without offering realistic solutions to problems. Everyone thought it was funny and, thus, did not take him seriously as a candidate. He was elected, to their chagrin, because they let the joke go on for too long and neglected to vote against him. After dinner, Butters reveals his romantic feelings for Charlotte, who reciprocates.
Barely surviving his jaunt across the border, Garrison finds that Canada has become a deserted wasteland and heads to the President's office. There, a physical altercation ensues between the two, which ends when Garrison gains the upper hand and rapes the Canadian President to death. Upon hearing the news that the Canadian President is dead, the emigrants - including Charlotte's family - return to Canada. Back in the United States, Garrison attributes the "win" to his policy. Kyle starts to point out that the conflict actually stemmed from such hostile policies but suddenly goes silent because "no one wants another speech". Garrison tells the people of South Park that he will join the 2016 campaign for President of the United States with his running mate, Caitlyn Jenner. The two leave for Washington in a car driven by Jenner, who immediately runs over another pedestrian.
The Great Wall of Canada
Appearing only once in “Where My Country Gone?”, the Great Wall of Canada was built by the Canadian President in order to keep the “really cool shit” from non-Canadians.
After learning of the wall, Garrison vowed to get on the other side. Equipped with only a helmet, Garrison took an empty barrel ride down the falls and landed in Canada. Shortly after arriving, and experiencing the desolate cityscape that is Canada, he found the Canadian President and murdered him in a “creative” way.
- "When it comes to undocumented immigrants, my policy is FUCK 'EM ALL TO DEATH!" (Mr. Garrison)
- "Hey Leslie shut your FUCKING mouth!" (PC Principal)
- "Buckle up buckaroo" (Caitlyn Jenner)
- "In Canada, we call a slow cosby love." (Charlotte)
- "HEY THAT'S IT! WHY DON'T YOU CANUCKS GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM?!?!?!" Mr. Garrison
- "Sorry not sorry. It's time for someone to say it like is and make our country great again." Mr. Garrison
- "I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? is that it, you've got maple fever?!" Canadian Father
- "Now I might not understand politics. Or immigration policies. Or the law. Or basic ideological concepts. But dammit, I understand there's a bunch of Canadians here and I'm gonna do something about it!!!!" Mr. Garrison
- ep1 Stunning and Brave
- ep2 Where My Country Gone?
- ep3 The City Part of Town
- ep4 You're Not Yelping
- ep5 Safe Space
- ep6 Tweek x Craig
- ep7 Naughty Ninjas
- ep8 Sponsored Content
- ep9 Truth and Advertising
- ep10 PC Principal Final Justice