Jimmy Valmer
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Student, Comedian, Journalist, Ad Blocker |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Aliases | The Bard, Fastpass |
| Religion | Protestant |
| Father | Ryan Valmer |
| Mother | Sarah Valmer |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Cripple Fight |
About[edit]
Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines.
The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. Jimmy was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.
Principled & Passionate[edit]
Jimmy is also in charge of the school paper, a role he takes very seriously. Not afraid to call out his team or superiors over their lack of ethics and soft censorship, Jimmy has kept a degree of accuracy and impartial fairness that has made him many enemies in his line of work.
His long time dream is to discuss the art of comedy on a large platform, to shine a spot light on the craft he is so passionate about. Jimmy's charming and patient attitude can swiftly change into a more stern and at times angry outburst if these dreams are being exploited or is incapable of seeing them through.
Addictions[edit]
He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and had an addiction to freemium gaming which lead him down a dark path that hurt him and many people around him. Despite this Jimmy has shown personal responsibility in making amends to the people he's hurt and the organization he disrespected. Jimmy was there to help Stan find a way to help understand and control the his own phone addiction, he also owned up to cheating at the Special Olympics, vowing to play with honor in the future.
DNA Overview[edit]
You are a natural-born comedian with a positive outlook on life. People with Jimmy Valmer DNA are handi-capable of anything, and they are trusted resources for their friends.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- "Wow, what a great audience."
- "What a terrific audience."
- "My mom says God had a plan for everyone, I guess I was plan b." (Cripple Fight)
- "If you work at it, maybe you could be as handiCAPABLE as me, huh?" (Cripple Fight)
- "YOU SHALL NOT P-Puh... You shall not Paaaaa - Paaaaa..." (The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers)
- "Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now." (Krazy Kripples)
- "Why That's very nice of you Mr. Chinese Person!" (Krazy Kripples)
- "I mean, come on." (Krazy Kripples)
- "Stan says you're a cont- you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont cont cont-" (Raisins)
- "W-w-what's the matter, fellas? Are you n-n-n-injas or p-pussies?" (Good Times With Weapons)
- "Yeah... nice pecks... sweet biceps..." (Up the Down Steroid)
- "But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is THIS FRIDAY!" (Erection Day)
- "The Italian meatballs are F-f-f-fantasic." (Tonsil Trouble)
- "Can I get a what-what?" (Funnybot)
- "Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam Style." (A Nightmare on Face Time)
- "Yeah I wouldn't mind t-t-tappin that ass." (The Hobbit)
- "S-s-s-suck my my dick, PC Principal!"
Design[edit]
Here's Jimmy's biggest design changes throughout the show's run.
Season 12-Present
Main Alter Egos[edit]
Alter egos that have appeared numberous times in-show and/or other official media.
Jimmy (Formal)
Fastpass
Other Alter Egos/Outfits/Counterparts[edit]
Season 5[edit]
Jimmy wearing Kenny's coat
Season 6[edit]
Season 7[edit]
Jimmy (Crips)
Season 8[edit]
Jimmy Special Olympics
Wall-Mart Employee Jimmy
Sexy Action School News Jimmy
Season 9[edit]
Erection Jimmy
Date Night Jimmy
Season 13[edit]
Sergeant Hammerclaw
Season 14[edit]
Season 15[edit]
Mexican Jimmy
Season 16[edit]
Gangnam Jimmy
Season 19[edit]
Ninja Jimmy
Season 21[edit]
Baby Jimmy
Little Jimmy
Season 22[edit]
Fortnite Jimmy
Season 23[edit]
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Season 24[edit]
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EVENTS[edit]
SOUTH PARK: POST COVID[edit]
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Phone Destroyer[edit]
Storyteller Jimmy (Reality)
Enforcer Jimmy (Reality)
Storyteller Jimmy (Imagination)
Enforcer Jimmy (Imagination)
Friar Jimmy (Imagination)
Le Bard Jimmy (Imagination)
Cut Costumes[edit]
Kris Kristofferson Jimmy
Family[edit]
Father[edit]
Ryan Valmer
Mother[edit]
Sarah Valmer
Romantic Relationships[edit]
Ex-Girlfriend[edit]
Love Interest[edit]
Best Friend[edit]
Although their relationship started as rivals, Jimmy and Timmy have become best friends over the years. They do almost everything together; whether it's starting their own club, going to summer camp together or entering the school science fair as partners, they're always there for each other.
Close Friends[edit]
Jimmy is extremely close with the 4 main boys, and often acts as an unofficial 6th member within their group (with Butters acting as the 5th). He's gone to Raisins, Imaginationland and waterparks with them, started a band with them, and even saved the town from Clyde with them.
Jimmy and Butters' specific relationship is also very close. They'll often ask each other about things like erections or blowjobs, and even went on a 99% strike, where they did indeed, occupy Red Robin.
Jimmy is also close with Craig and Those Guys, regularly acting as a 4th member when The Boys are busy.
Kyle Broflovski
Eric Cartman
Kenny McCormick
Butters Stotch
Craig Tucker
Tolkien Black
Clyde Donovan
The Guys[edit]
Jimmy has an extended group of friends (mainly consisting of his close friends) that he hangs out with at school. He regularly catches up with them outside of school though, usually to see what crazy new thing has come to town, or to simply watch the newest Terrance & Phillip episode.
As Fastpass, Jimmy befriends Bradley (as Mintberry Crunch) in the Fractured But Whole DLC, Bring the Crunch.
Bradley Biggle
Other Friends[edit]
Jimmy seems to be good friends with his classmate, Francis, often greeting her or asking for her help.
He's also good friends with Officer Barbrady, who helped him out with his erection troubles and saved his life from ads.
Jimmy also teamed up with Classi to fight the ads, and even let her stay at his house when she had nowhere else to go.
Francis (Special Ed)
Officer Barbrady
Classi
Classmates[edit]
These characters usually interact with Jimmy exclusively at school. He seems to be on good terms with all of them, but doesn't have any special relationships with any of them.
Scott Malkinson
Wendy Testaburger
Heidi Turner
Bebe Stevens
David Rodriguez
Dog Poo Petuski
Kevin Stoley
Special Ed Classmates[edit]
These characters usually interact with Jimmy exclusively at school and summer camp. He seems to be on good terms with all of them, but doesn't have any special relationships with any of them.
Michael (Special Ed)
Lenora
Chad Handler
Dennis Murray
Rage Burker
Libby Perkins
Colette Francis
Acquaintances[edit]
Jimmy's relationships with these characters have never been quite clear, and his mutual feelings about them is usually up for debate amongst fans.
Nut Gobbler
Rivals[edit]
Nathan
PC Principal
Leslie
Groups[edit]
Craig and Those Guys
Craig's Ninja Gang
The Fellowship of the Lord of the Rings
Baseball Team
South Park Ninja Clan
Tardicaca Campers
Fighters of Zaron
Coon and Friends
World Takedown Federation
Junior Wrestling Club
Featured Episodes[edit]
- Cripple Fight (s05e03)
- How to Eat with your Butt (s05e10)
- Professor Chaos (s06e06)
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s06e13)
- Red Sleigh Down (s06e17)
- Krazy Kripples (s07e02)
- Raisins (s07e14)
- Good Times with Weapons (s08e01)
- Up the Down Steroid (s08e03)
- Quest For Ratings (s08e11)
- Erection Day (s09e07)
- Free Willxyz (s09e13)
- Make Love Not Warcraft (s10e08)
- Super Fun Time (s12e7)
- Fishsticks (s13e05)
- The F Word (s13e12)
- Crippled Summer (s14e07)
- Funnybot (s15e02)
- 1% (s15e12)
- A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- The Hobbit (s17e10)
- Freemium Isn't Free (s18e06)
- Sponsored Content (s19e08)
- Truth And Advertising (s19e09)
- PC Principal Final Justice (s19e10)
- Franchise Prequel (s21e04)
Video Games[edit]
South Park: The Stick of Truth[edit]
The Bard[edit]
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Lord of Song, King of Comedy, and Knower of the Forbidden Note! The Bard is an essential member of the elven army, using the power of music to enchant and destroy his enemies.
Behind the Scenes[edit]
From The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (613)[edit]
Character Art: Jimmy[edit]
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Check out the character art
used while designing Jimmy's "Lord Of The Rings" look.
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