Fighters of Zaron
| Gender | Multiple |
| Age | 3-13; 42 (Randy) |
| Hair Color | Multiple |
| Occupation | Live-Action Role-Players |
| Grade | Kindergarten - 5th Grade |
| Religion | Various |
| Voiced by | Various |
| First Appearance | Black Friday |
About
The boys' live-action role-playing game involves an eons long-battle between the Humans and the Elves over ancient relics. Battles at Stark's Pond, the Malkinson Residence, and multiple at the Donovan Residence have been mentioned. The group unites but divides during the bloody Black Friday weekend-month-ish as they try to decide whether to get Xbox Ones or PlayStation 4's, dividing into two separate factions before rejoining... to use Red Robin and get the system of their choice. After Black Friday, the boys realize they had more fun with their live-action role-playing game than they ever would with video games, and re-organize it around the Stick of Truth itself, with Kyle succeeding to the position of High Jew Elf.
After the events surrounding the Stick of Truth's destruction, the Fighters of Zaron game was retired, at least temporarily.
Members
Humans (Kingdom of Kupa Keep)
The Grand Wizard King
Lady McCormick / Princess Kenny
Paladin Butters the Merciful
Scott Malkinson the Diabetic
Token Black the Healer/Blacksmith
Elves
High Jew Elf
Ranger Stan Marshwalker
Chris Donnely
Dog Poo Petuski
Bradley Biggle
Other/Unknown
The Lord of Darkness
Fosse McDonald
Sir Timmy of Blacklake
Leroy Mullins
Randy Marsh
The She-Ogre
The Pirate King
Cut/Removed
Kevin (Summer Sucks)
Terrence Mephesto
Featured Episodes
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s06e13; as Lord of the Rings LARP)
- Black Friday (s17e07; debut as Fighters of Zaron)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
The player, as the new kid in South Park, gains entrance into the Humans' faction and learns the rules and ropes of the game, such as picking classes and how to use fart magic. They are later granted a choice between the Human and Elf factions before and during a raid on South Park Elementary, but soon all of the factions team up in a final battle against the Lord of Darkness. In the final cutscene, the boys destroy the Stick of Truth for the trouble it's caused and discuss retiring the game for something new.
Fun Facts
- Bill Allen and Fosse McDonald's team is unclear in the game and they will appear both as Elves and Humans depending on the player's choice.
- Other factions in Zaron include the Vampire Kids, the Goth Kids, the Ugly Kids, the Federation Kids, the the Girls and the Pirates.
- Douglas's role in Zaron was cut from the game, and Kevin and Terrence Mephesto were removed entirely, though files indicate they were LARPers as well.
- Though some female elves can be seen in cutscenes, they were cut entirely from gameplay.