Grand Wizard King
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 9 |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Grand Wizard, King |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Aliases | the Grand Wizard, Wizard King, Eric Cartman |
| Religion | Roman Catholic |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers |
| Last Appearance | Titties and Dragons |
About[edit]
The Grand Wizard King of the Xbox One Army and the Kingdom of Kupa Keep is one of the most powerful beings in the Land of Zaron, so he claims. He was once only a mere high-ranking white wizard by the name of Motortart from the locale Gregendath but through years of toiling with magic he has risen to the leader of his own Kingdom and Army. He bravely sits on his mighty throne and directs his unwitting pawns, er, allies, such as Paladin Butters the Merciful into battle against the drow-elves and his arch-nemesis, the High Jew Elf. Nothing matters more to this noble leader than the quest at hand. Don't underestimate his magical powers - he knows a thing or two about the sneaky squeaker.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- "Jews can't be paladins."
- "Fuck you, drow-elves!"
- "Don't worry! I am the great wizard Motortart. I can shield us from the dragon's fire." (The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers)
- "Eric Cartman. I'm a wizard and a king... A wizard-king, yes... No, I'm not king of wizards, I'm a king that happens to be a wizard." (A Song of Ass and Fire)
Featured Episodes[edit]
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s06e13; debut as Motortart)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
Video Games[edit]
South Park: The Stick of Truth[edit]
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Noble and mighty, the Wizard King commands all humans of Zaron! He has harnessed the power of farts and will lay waste to any enemy who crosses him. Such is the power of a Wizard and King. Cartman is the Grand Wizard of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep and a master of the arcane and the profane. Cartman wields tremendous magical power—his ass and mouth are both capable of devastating spells.
Special Abilities:
- Burning Cloud - Cartman ignites his flatulence, with explosive results.
- Flame Strike - Cartman sprays the first two foes in a row with fire. Targets start burning if done perfectly.
- Magic Missile - Hits the target with a powerful magic missile.
- Curse - Cartman activates his v-chip and curses up a storm of electricity against a single target.
Bonus Factoids[edit]
- The Collector's Edition of South Park: The Stick of Truth came with a six-inch high collectible vinyl figurine of this version of Cartman from Kidrobot; a standard scale version was given wide release.
- In multiple sequences in the game, the Grand Wizard King refers to the elves as "drow-elves", a term known in Dungeons & Dragons lore for referring to dark-skinned elves. This may shed new light on the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, and his title as Grand Wizard.