Season 10 E 14 • 11/15/2006
Stan's first practice as coach of the South Park Pee Wee Hockey team.
South ParkS10 E13Laser 7 Output
Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
South ParkS10 E13Atheists Plan To Go To War
Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
South ParkS10 E13Crank Prank Time Phone
Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
South ParkS10 E136000 Credits!
Cartman goes to the toy store to buy a Crank Prank Time Phone, but it's too expensive. The Otters Trap is working perfectly.
South ParkS10 E13Cubic Waste Department
Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
South ParkS10 E13Kill the Wise One!
With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
South ParkS10 E13Cartman Calls Himself
Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
South ParkS10 E13Future Cartman Yells At Butters
Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
South ParkS10 E13Atheist War
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
South ParkS10 E13Two More Months
Cartman's past and future selves are merged before he freezes himself, but he can't wait another two months for a Wii.
South ParkS10 E14First Practice
At his first practice, coach Stan meets his new team of pee wees, and the rival coach of Adams County.
South ParkS10 E14A Tie
Stan's team hopes to win the game for Nelson, but it ends in a tie.
South ParkS10 E14We Are the Champions
Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
South ParkS10 E14Bike Towed
Stan is fighting to keep his job as a paper boy when his bike gets towed because of unpaid tickets.
South ParkS10 E14Coaching Deal
The only way for Stan to get his job and bicycle back is to coach a pee wee hockey team.
South ParkS10 E14Something to Prove
Stan's Dad is convinced that Stan is coaching pee wee hockey in order to prove something to himself.
South ParkS10 E14Hockey Nightmare
Stan's Dad wakes up screaming after a nightmare about Stan's failed goal attempt at the Pepsi Center many years ago.
South ParkS10 E14Nelson's Parents
Nelson's parents beg Stan to talk to their dying son about his cancer.
South ParkS10 E14Bumming On Cancer
Stan visits Nelson in the hospital and does his best to answer the five-year-old's tough questions about why he's dying. Stan promises to win that night's game for him.
South ParkS10 E14For Nelson
Stan tries to rally his pee wee hocky team to win the game for their dying teammate, Nelson.