Atheists Plan To Go To War
Season 10 E 13 • 11/08/2006
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.
South ParkS10 E12Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
South ParkS10 E12Retard Alert
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
South ParkS10 E12Your Intellect and My Balls
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
South ParkS10 E12General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
South ParkS10 E12Dawning of the Sea Otters
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
South ParkS10 E13Museum of Technology
The otters escort Cartman to the old museum of technology so he can finally retrieve the Nintendo Wii he's waited so long to get.
South ParkS10 E13Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
In the future, warring factions of atheists commence armed conflict. Meanwhile, Cartman makes an unexpected promise to Kyle.
South ParkS10 E13Sex Change Operation?
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
South ParkS10 E13Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro
Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later.
South ParkS10 E13Laser 7 Output
Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
South ParkS10 E13Atheists Plan To Go To War
Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
South ParkS10 E13Crank Prank Time Phone
Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
South ParkS10 E136000 Credits!
Cartman goes to the toy store to buy a Crank Prank Time Phone, but it's too expensive. The Otters Trap is working perfectly.
South ParkS10 E13Cubic Waste Department
Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
South ParkS10 E13Kill the Wise One!
With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
South ParkS10 E13Cartman Calls Himself
Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
South ParkS10 E13Future Cartman Yells At Butters
Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
South ParkS10 E13Atheist War
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
South ParkS10 E13Two More Months
Cartman's past and future selves are merged before he freezes himself, but he can't wait another two months for a Wii.
South ParkS10 E14First Practice
At his first practice, coach Stan meets his new team of pee wees, and the rival coach of Adams County.