Atheists Plan To Go To War
Season 10 E 13 • 11/08/2006
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.
Dawkins Bangs GarrisonSouth ParkS10 E12
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
Retard AlertSouth ParkS10 E12
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
Your Intellect and My BallsSouth ParkS10 E12
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
General Disarray Advises Professor ChaosSouth ParkS10 E12
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
Dawning of the Sea OttersSouth ParkS10 E12
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
Museum of TechnologySouth ParkS10 E13
The otters escort Cartman to the old museum of technology so he can finally retrieve the Nintendo Wii he's waited so long to get.
Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's BallsSouth ParkS10 E13
In the future, warring factions of atheists commence armed conflict. Meanwhile, Cartman makes an unexpected promise to Kyle.
Sex Change Operation?South ParkS10 E13
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
Cartman's Buck Rodgers IntroSouth ParkS10 E13
Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later.
Laser 7 OutputSouth ParkS10 E13
Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
Atheists Plan To Go To WarSouth ParkS10 E13
Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
Crank Prank Time PhoneSouth ParkS10 E13
Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
6000 Credits!South ParkS10 E13
Cartman goes to the toy store to buy a Crank Prank Time Phone, but it's too expensive. The Otters Trap is working perfectly.
Cubic Waste DepartmentSouth ParkS10 E13
Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
Kill the Wise One!South ParkS10 E13
With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
Cartman Calls HimselfSouth ParkS10 E13
Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
Future Cartman Yells At ButtersSouth ParkS10 E13
Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
Atheist WarSouth ParkS10 E13
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
Two More MonthsSouth ParkS10 E13
Cartman's past and future selves are merged before he freezes himself, but he can't wait another two months for a Wii.
First PracticeSouth ParkS10 E14
At his first practice, coach Stan meets his new team of pee wees, and the rival coach of Adams County.