South ParkS10 E13Cartman Calls Himself
Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
South ParkS10 E13Future Cartman Yells At Butters
Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
South ParkS10 E13Atheist War
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
South ParkS10 E13Two More Months
Cartman's past and future selves are merged before he freezes himself, but he can't wait another two months for a Wii.
South ParkS10 E14First Practice
At his first practice, coach Stan meets his new team of pee wees, and the rival coach of Adams County.
South ParkS10 E14A Tie
Stan's team hopes to win the game for Nelson, but it ends in a tie.
South ParkS10 E14We Are the Champions
Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
South ParkS10 E14Bike Towed
Stan is fighting to keep his job as a paper boy when his bike gets towed because of unpaid tickets.
South ParkS10 E14Coaching Deal
The only way for Stan to get his job and bicycle back is to coach a pee wee hockey team.
South ParkS10 E14Something to Prove
Stan's Dad is convinced that Stan is coaching pee wee hockey in order to prove something to himself.
South ParkS10 E14Hockey Nightmare
Stan's Dad wakes up screaming after a nightmare about Stan's failed goal attempt at the Pepsi Center many years ago.
South ParkS10 E14Nelson's Parents
Nelson's parents beg Stan to talk to their dying son about his cancer.
South ParkS10 E14Bumming On Cancer
Stan visits Nelson in the hospital and does his best to answer the five-year-old's tough questions about why he's dying. Stan promises to win that night's game for him.
South ParkS10 E14For Nelson
Stan tries to rally his pee wee hocky team to win the game for their dying teammate, Nelson.
South ParkS10 E14Cancer Limbo
Nelson's cancer is following his hockey team's record very closly. His life depends on them winning their next big game at The Pepsi Center.
South ParkS10 E14Need A Canadian
Stan's pee wee hockey team convinces him they need a Canadian ringer in order to win their big game against Denver County.
South ParkS10 E14Game Plan
Stan recruits Ike to play pee wee hockey, since he's five-years-old and Canadian.
South ParkS10 E14The Big Leagues
Denver County doesn't show for the big game at The Pepsi Center, so Stan's team has to play the Red Wings instead.
South ParkS11 E1Go Ahead, Apologize
Randy meets with the Reverend Jesse Jackson in an attempt to apologize and ends up only kissing his ass.
South ParkS11 E1Dr. Nelson: The Midget
Cartman is highly insensitive during a school assembly on sensitivity and the power of words.