South ParkS8 E1Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos battles the Japanese Warriors. Kenny unleashes his ninja star, right in Butters' eye.
South ParkS8 E1Ninja Battle
While bringing Butters to the vet, the boys are challenged to a ninja showdown by Craig, Tolkien, Clyde and Jimmy. Butters wanders off during the battle.
South ParkS8 E1Powers of Invisibility
Cartman believes he can use his powers of invisibility to sneak by the townspeople and get Butters to the vet undetected. He is wrong.
South ParkS8 E1County Fair
The boys convince a knife salesman at the Park County Fair to sell them martial arts weapons by crying about their dead parents.
South ParkS8 E1Ninja Alter Egos
The boys use their new ninja weapons to transform into their new anime warrior alter egos.
South ParkS8 E1Show-Offs
The boys show off their ninja weapons to Craig and the other boys.
South ParkS8 E1Butters Can't Play
The boys encounter Butters and tell him that he can't play with them because he'd make a bad ninja.
South ParkS8 E1They Will Pay!
After being left out, Butters becomes Professor Chaos to make the ninjas pay!
South ParkS8 E1Shut Up Butters!
The boys decide that the only way to stay out of trouble and still get Butters medical attention is to bring him to the blind veterinarian.
South ParkS8 E1Butters the Dog
The boys shave Sparky and glue the hair onto Butters to disguise him as a dog.
South ParkS8 E1Chef's Warning
While looking for Butters, the boys run into Anime Chef who warns them to be careful with their weapons.
South ParkS8 E1A People Doctor
Butters finally makes it to the hospital but Dr. Doctor mistakes him for a dog and calls the animal shelter.
South ParkS8 E1Anime Roundup
A voice over roundup of the boys' ninja adventures so far in the show.
South ParkS8 E1Prove Mel Gibson Wrong
Kyle wants to throw his nunchucks away to get rid of the evidence, but Cartman reminds Kyle that the Jew in him won't do it because he paid money for them.
South ParkS8 E1Animal Shelter
Butters is locked up in an animal shelter, where he is urinated and defecated on. He escapes before he can be put to sleep.
South ParkS8 E1Community Outrage
The citizens of South Park are more outraged that Cartman's penis was shown to the entire town, than the violence Butters endured.
South ParkS8 E2Jimmy Finds a Shortcut
Timmy and Jimmy are training hard for the Special Olympics but they're still a long way from their competitors. Nathan tempts Jimmy with some steroids to improve his game.
South ParkS8 E2Kyle's Morality
Kyle lets Cartman know how he feels about his actions at the Special Olympics, but Cartman feels that Kyle's view on morality is skewed because he is Jewish.
South ParkS8 E2Cheating is Wrong
Cartman wins the Spirit Award for being such a loser, and Jimmy realizes that he too is a cheater and relinquishes his Grand Champion award.
South ParkS8 E2The Special Olympics
Timmy and Jimmy are going to compete in the Special Olympics and ask the boys to come down to show their support.