Are You Looking at My Headgear?
Season 1 E 5 • 09/10/1997
Stan gets beat up by his sister. Again.
South ParkS1 E4A Very Bad Start
The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
South ParkS1 E4Finding Sparky
Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
South ParkS1 E4Big Gay Boat Ride
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
South ParkS1 E4Plans Foiled
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
South ParkS1 E4A Gay Victory
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
South ParkS1 E4Al's Work is Done
Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
South ParkS1 E5Genetical Engineering
Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
South ParkS1 E5Four-assed Monkey
Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
South ParkS1 E5Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
South ParkS1 E5Stan's Black Eye
Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
South ParkS1 E5Are You Looking at My Headgear?
Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
South ParkS1 E5Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
South ParkS1 E5Get That Elephant Drunk
Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
South ParkS1 E5I Love You Shelley
Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
South ParkS1 E5Love Gravy
Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
South ParkS1 E5Horrible Mistake
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone Experiment has gone horribly wrong and their creature escapes the ranch to wreak havoc on South Park.
South ParkS1 E5The Morning After
The Pig and Elephant wake up the next morning after having sex. Dr. Mephesto asks the boys for help with finding the clone.
South ParkS1 E5Lusciously Sorry
The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
South ParkS1 E5Everybody Hates Stan
Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
South ParkS1 E5Pot-bellied Garrisons
Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.