Get That Elephant Drunk
Season 1 E 5 • 09/10/1997
Stan goes home alone while the boys go get the elephant drunk.
Big Gay Boat RideSouth ParkS1 E4
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
Plans FoiledSouth ParkS1 E4
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
A Gay VictorySouth ParkS1 E4
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
Al's Work is DoneSouth ParkS1 E4
Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
Genetical EngineeringSouth ParkS1 E5
Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
Four-assed MonkeySouth ParkS1 E5
Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy ChompSouth ParkS1 E5
Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
Stan's Black EyeSouth ParkS1 E5
Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
Are You Looking at My Headgear?South ParkS1 E5
Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
Get 'em to Make Sweet LoveSouth ParkS1 E5
The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
Get That Elephant DrunkSouth ParkS1 E5
Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
I Love You ShelleySouth ParkS1 E5
Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
Love GravySouth ParkS1 E5
Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
Horrible MistakeSouth ParkS1 E5
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone Experiment has gone horribly wrong and their creature escapes the ranch to wreak havoc on South Park.
The Morning AfterSouth ParkS1 E5
The Pig and Elephant wake up the next morning after having sex. Dr. Mephesto asks the boys for help with finding the clone.
Lusciously SorrySouth ParkS1 E5
The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
Everybody Hates StanSouth ParkS1 E5
Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
Pot-bellied GarrisonsSouth ParkS1 E5
Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
Grandpa's BirthdaySouth ParkS1 E6
At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
Complaints EverywhereSouth ParkS1 E6
The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.