South ParkS1 E4Meet Fifi
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
South ParkS1 E4Love the Football
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
South ParkS1 E4High F Bomb
Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
South ParkS1 E4Bomb Planted
Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
South ParkS1 E4Game Day
Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
South ParkS1 E4Finding the Sanctuary
The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
South ParkS1 E4A Very Bad Start
The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
South ParkS1 E4Finding Sparky
Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
South ParkS1 E4Big Gay Boat Ride
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
South ParkS1 E4Plans Foiled
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
South ParkS1 E4A Gay Victory
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
South ParkS1 E4Al's Work is Done
Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
South ParkS1 E5Genetical Engineering
Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
South ParkS1 E5Four-assed Monkey
Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
South ParkS1 E5Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
South ParkS1 E5Stan's Black Eye
Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
South ParkS1 E5Are You Looking at My Headgear?
Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
South ParkS1 E5Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
South ParkS1 E5Get That Elephant Drunk
Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
South ParkS1 E5I Love You Shelley
Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.