Season 1 E 5 • 09/10/1997
Mephesto kills the clone and apologizes for the inconvenience.
Four-assed MonkeySouth ParkS1 E5
Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy ChompSouth ParkS1 E5
Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
Stan's Black EyeSouth ParkS1 E5
Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
Are You Looking at My Headgear?South ParkS1 E5
Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
Get 'em to Make Sweet LoveSouth ParkS1 E5
The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
Get That Elephant DrunkSouth ParkS1 E5
Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
I Love You ShelleySouth ParkS1 E5
Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
Love GravySouth ParkS1 E5
Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
Horrible MistakeSouth ParkS1 E5
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone Experiment has gone horribly wrong and their creature escapes the ranch to wreak havoc on South Park.
The Morning AfterSouth ParkS1 E5
The Pig and Elephant wake up the next morning after having sex. Dr. Mephesto asks the boys for help with finding the clone.
Lusciously SorrySouth ParkS1 E5
The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
Everybody Hates StanSouth ParkS1 E5
Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
Pot-bellied GarrisonsSouth ParkS1 E5
Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
Grandpa's BirthdaySouth ParkS1 E6
At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
Complaints EverywhereSouth ParkS1 E6
The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
Jesus and PalsSouth ParkS1 E6
Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
Toilet HumorSouth ParkS1 E6
"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
Chef Won't Touch ItSouth ParkS1 E6
The boys decide to watch "Terrance and Phillip" at Stan's house because only his grandpa is home. Stan considers killing the old man but Chef won't give him advice.
P.T.A. MeetingSouth ParkS1 E6
The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
Grandpa's DesperateSouth ParkS1 E6
The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.