South Park

Meet the Guys

Season 7 E 8 • 10/22/2003

Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.

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00:58

Spirit of The Buffalo
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Stan's cure for SARS saves the town of South Park buts Who the hell is that black-haired kid that keeps talking?
04/30/2003
01:48

South Park's Gone Metro
South ParkS7 E8

Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
10/22/2003
02:36

Mixed Signals
South ParkS7 E8

Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
10/22/2003
02:43

The Latin Fad is Back
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The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
10/22/2003
01:15

Kyle Gets a Makeover
South ParkS7 E8

Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
10/22/2003
01:11

Gayer Than You
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The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
10/22/2003
01:21

Straight Bashing
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Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
10/22/2003
00:59

Kyle's Had Enough
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After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
10/22/2003
01:15

Flippity Floppity Floop
South ParkS7 E8

Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
00:54

Joining Forces
South ParkS7 E8

Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
10/22/2003
01:28

Meet the Guys
South ParkS7 E8

While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
01:27

Metrophobia
South ParkS7 E8

When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
10/22/2003
01:30

Crab People
South ParkS7 E8

Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
10/22/2003
01:36

Crab Makeover
South ParkS7 E8

Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
10/22/2003
00:51

Metro Pride Parade
South ParkS7 E8

The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
10/22/2003
02:11

Not A Big Deal
South ParkS7 E9

An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
10/29/2003
02:10

Pleasing Jesus
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Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
10/29/2003
02:25

Myrrh Album
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At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
10/29/2003
01:24

First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
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At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
10/29/2003
01:15

180 Million Fans
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Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
10/29/2003
01:30

FBI
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When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
10/29/2003