South Park

Meet the Guys

Season 7 E 8 • 10/22/2003

Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.

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South ParkS7 E7
Spirit of The Buffalo

Stan's cure for SARS saves the town of South Park buts Who the hell is that black-haired kid that keeps talking?
04/30/2003
01:48

South ParkS7 E8
South Park's Gone Metro

Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
10/22/2003
02:36

South ParkS7 E8
Mixed Signals

Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
10/22/2003
02:43

South ParkS7 E8
The Latin Fad is Back

The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
10/22/2003
01:15

South ParkS7 E8
Kyle Gets a Makeover

Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
10/22/2003
01:11

South ParkS7 E8
Gayer Than You

The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
10/22/2003
01:21

South ParkS7 E8
Straight Bashing

Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
10/22/2003
00:59

South ParkS7 E8
Kyle's Had Enough

After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
10/22/2003
01:15

South ParkS7 E8
Flippity Floppity Floop

Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
00:54

South ParkS7 E8
Joining Forces

Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
10/22/2003
01:28

South ParkS7 E8
Meet the Guys

While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
01:27

South ParkS7 E8
Metrophobia

When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
10/22/2003
01:30

South ParkS7 E8
Crab People

Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
10/22/2003
01:36

South ParkS7 E8
Crab Makeover

Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
10/22/2003
00:51

South ParkS7 E8
Metro Pride Parade

The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
10/22/2003
02:11

South ParkS7 E9
Not A Big Deal

An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
10/29/2003
02:10

South ParkS7 E9
Pleasing Jesus

Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
10/29/2003
02:25

South ParkS7 E9
Myrrh Album

At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
10/29/2003
01:24

South ParkS7 E9
First One to Have Platinum Album Wins

At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
10/29/2003
01:15

South ParkS7 E9
180 Million Fans

Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
10/29/2003
01:30

South ParkS7 E9
FBI

When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
10/29/2003