South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7 E 8 • 10/22/2003
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
Johnny Many MoonsSouth ParkS7 E7
The boys watch Johnny Many Moons Native American standup comedy act.
Oh Never MindSouth ParkS7 E7
Native Americans buy up real estate to clear a path for their highway, the citizens of South Park consider pooling their resources to fight back.
Kyle Infected With AidsSouth ParkS7 E7
With the future of their town unsure and everything they've ever known hanging in the balance, the boys look back on old times.
Betting a Long ShotSouth ParkS7 E7
While Kyle's house is demolished, the boys come up with a way to save South Park.
Officially HomelessSouth ParkS7 E7
While the citizens of South Park collect their checks from the Native Americans, the boys want to fight back.
Love Is A Battle FieldSouth ParkS7 E7
With enough people working together, an a cappella version of "Love is A Battlefield" can be totally inspiring.
Blankets Covered in SARSSouth ParkS7 E7
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
Bag of VisionSouth ParkS7 E7
Stan travels far and wide to Bellocreek Trailer Park. He meets his spirit guide and learns what he must do to cure SARS.
Premise Running ThinSouth ParkS7 E7
Chief Runs With Premise's son is diagnosed with SARS. The Chief can think of only one response, the destruction of South Park.
Spirit of The BuffaloSouth ParkS7 E7
Stan's cure for SARS saves the town of South Park buts Who the hell is that black-haired kid that keeps talking?
South Park's Gone MetroSouth ParkS7 E8
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
Mixed SignalsSouth ParkS7 E8
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
The Latin Fad is BackSouth ParkS7 E8
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
Kyle Gets a MakeoverSouth ParkS7 E8
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
Gayer Than YouSouth ParkS7 E8
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
Straight BashingSouth ParkS7 E8
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
Kyle's Had EnoughSouth ParkS7 E8
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
Flippity Floppity FloopSouth ParkS7 E8
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
Joining ForcesSouth ParkS7 E8
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
Meet the GuysSouth ParkS7 E8
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.