That's Not What I Said
Season 16 E 1 • 03/14/2012
Cartman recounts the day's events to Clyde.
A Sueance?South ParkS16 E1
The boys visit a lawyer to seek compensation for Clyde's loss.
What About Us Loggers?South ParkS16 E1
Cartman rallies the town to find a solution to their TSA problem.
The Sueance ContinuesSouth ParkS16 E1
The boys' lawyer tries yet again to contact the dead.
Sir HarringtonSouth ParkS16 E1
The entire town holds a sueance and learns the true way to use a toilet.
That's a Security CameraSouth ParkS16 E1
Randy notices the TSA's newest safety measures in his bathroom.
You've Grown Up, BillySouth ParkS16 E2
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.
Nice Bolo Tie, StanSouth ParkS16 E2
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.
A Six Layer Burrito?!?South ParkS16 E2
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.
Faux is a French WordSouth ParkS16 E2
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.
The Formula to Make GoldSouth ParkS16 E2
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.
Dropping The Z From EZ PAYSouth ParkS16 E2
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.
Walking CashSouth ParkS16 E2
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.
Here's a Good'unSouth ParkS16 E2
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.
Eric's Jewelry CalvacadeSouth ParkS16 E2
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.