South Park
Dress Rehearsal
Season 1 E 9 • 12/17/1997
Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.

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South ParkS1 E2
Follow Your Dreams
Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
08/20/1997
01:31
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Must Stop Garrison
Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
08/20/1997
00:45
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Finding the Truth
Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:40
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Buying a Gun
Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
08/20/1997
00:53
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Wendy Wants the Truth
Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
08/20/1997
01:49
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Garrison is Dismissed
The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
08/20/1997
01:09
South ParkS1 E2
94 Pound Beefcake
While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
08/20/1997
01:00
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Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
08/20/1997
00:58
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The Mayor's Announcement
The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
08/20/1997
01:10
South ParkS1 E3
Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
Cartman appears disguised as Scuzzlebutt to try to scare the boys. Instead, he winds up in the line of fire.
08/27/1997
00:48
South ParkS1 E3
Let's Get Those Kids
A newscast shows a crowd of people gathered at City Hall to hear the mayor address the boys' plight on the mountain. A rescue effort is mounted.
08/27/1997
01:15
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Cartman's Missing
Cartman goes missing overnight. Stan is more worried about his Uncle Jimbo who'd rather go fishing with Kenny than with him.
08/27/1997
01:37
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Totally Screwed
After some initial confusion about what a geologist is, Stan's dad manages to tell the mayor that South Park is in trouble.
08/27/1997
02:15
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It's Coming Right For Us
Uncle jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws. They pretend every animal is an imminent threat.
08/27/1997
02:23
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Rules of Hunting
After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound, Uncle jimbo explains the finer points of hunting.
08/27/1997
01:36
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Hot Lava
Chef sings amid general rejoicing. Stan then takes the opportunity to show that he's no longer afraid of hunting.
08/27/1997
01:57
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Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
When the boys find themselves trapped by the trench, the real Scuzzlebutt finds a way to save the day.
08/27/1997
03:03
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The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
Cartman tries to scare the boys with the story of Scuzzlebutt, the basket-weaving creature with celery for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg.
08/27/1997
00:52
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Oh My God, A Volcano!
Stan's Dad -- who's on duty at the South Park Center for Seismic Activity -- needs to figure out what it means when the needle starts moving and the mountain starts to smoke.
08/27/1997
00:37
South ParkS1 E3
Stop, Drop and Roll
When the campfire isn't cooking the wienies, Ned uses "the old Indian fire trick" -- pouring gas on the fire -- to help move things along.
08/27/1997