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Season 1 E 9 • 12/17/1997
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.
Dance Damn You!South ParkS1 E9
The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch SongSouth ParkS1 E9
Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
Acute FecalpheliaSouth ParkS1 E9
Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
Offensively Non-OffensiveSouth ParkS1 E9
The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
Merry Christmas Kyle BroflovskiSouth ParkS1 E9
Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
Dress RehearsalSouth ParkS1 E9
Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
A Jew on ChristmasSouth ParkS1 E9
The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
Fa La La Your LaSouth ParkS1 E9
South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
Mr. Hankey Teaches the TownSouth ParkS1 E9
Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
Mr. Hankey Construction SetSouth ParkS1 E9
A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
Non-offensive Christmas IconSouth ParkS1 E9
The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
Repeat After MeSouth ParkS1 E9
Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
Mr. Hankey Visits KyleSouth ParkS1 E9
Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
We'll Show ThemSouth ParkS1 E9
Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
Jesus, Help UsSouth ParkS1 E10
Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
We're All SpecialSouth ParkS1 E10
Damien is shunned by the boys, leading him to demonstrate his demonic powers by turning Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.
The Devil DiveSouth ParkS1 E10
Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
The Weigh InSouth ParkS1 E10
The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
Son of SatanSouth ParkS1 E10
The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
Satan Chooses JesusSouth ParkS1 E10
Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.