Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
Season 1 E 9 • 12/17/1997
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.
South ParkS1 E9We'll Show Them
Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
South ParkS1 E9Dance Damn You!
The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
South ParkS1 E9Acute Fecalphelia
Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
South ParkS1 E9Offensively Non-Offensive
The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
South ParkS1 E9Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
South ParkS1 E9Dress Rehearsal
Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
South ParkS1 E9A Jew on Christmas
The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
South ParkS1 E9Fa La La Your La
South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
South ParkS1 E9Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
South ParkS1 E9Mr. Hankey Construction Set
A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
South ParkS1 E9Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
South ParkS1 E9Non-offensive Christmas Icon
The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
South ParkS1 E9Repeat After Me
Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
South ParkS1 E9Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle
Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
South ParkS1 E10Jesus, Help Us
Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
South ParkS1 E10We're All Special
Damien is shunned by the boys, leading him to demonstrate his demonic powers by turning Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.
South ParkS1 E10The Devil Dive
Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
South ParkS1 E10The Weigh In
The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
South ParkS1 E10Son of Satan
The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
South ParkS1 E10Satan Chooses Jesus
Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.