Premise Running Thin
Season 7 E 7 • 04/30/2003
Chief Runs With Premise vows to destroy South Park the next day when he learns his son has SARS.
South ParkS7 E7Free Blankets
The Native Americans inflict a horrible SARS outbreak on the residents of South Park.
South ParkS7 E7Chief Runs With Premise
The boys arrive at the Three Feathers Casino. They are too young to gamble.
South ParkS7 E7Johnny Many Moons
The boys watch Johnny Many Moons Native American standup comedy act.
South ParkS7 E7Oh Never Mind
Native Americans buy up real estate to clear a path for their highway, the citizens of South Park consider pooling their resources to fight back.
South ParkS7 E7Kyle Infected With Aids
With the future of their town unsure and everything they've ever known hanging in the balance, the boys look back on old times.
South ParkS7 E7Betting a Long Shot
While Kyle's house is demolished, the boys come up with a way to save South Park.
South ParkS7 E7Officially Homeless
While the citizens of South Park collect their checks from the Native Americans, the boys want to fight back.
South ParkS7 E7Love Is A Battle Field
With enough people working together, an a cappella version of "Love is A Battlefield" can be totally inspiring.
South ParkS7 E7Blankets Covered in SARS
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
South ParkS7 E7Bag of Vision
Stan travels far and wide to Bellocreek Trailer Park. He meets his spirit guide and learns what he must do to cure SARS.
South ParkS7 E7Premise Running Thin
Chief Runs With Premise's son is diagnosed with SARS. The Chief can think of only one response, the destruction of South Park.
South ParkS7 E7Spirit of The Buffalo
Stan's cure for SARS saves the town of South Park buts Who the hell is that black-haired kid that keeps talking?
South ParkS7 E8South Park's Gone Metro
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
South ParkS7 E8Mixed Signals
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
South ParkS7 E8The Latin Fad is Back
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
South ParkS7 E8Kyle Gets a Makeover
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
South ParkS7 E8Gayer Than You
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
South ParkS7 E8Straight Bashing
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
South ParkS7 E8Kyle's Had Enough
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
South ParkS7 E8Flippity Floppity Floop
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.