South Park

Essay Contest Winner

Season 1 E 2 • 08/20/1997

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.

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01:17

Alien Abduction
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Ike gets abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
00:54

Inside Out Cows
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South Park cows are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
01:46

Flaming Gas
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Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
08/13/1997
00:28

People Train
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South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
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Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
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Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
00:43

Powdered Donut Pancake
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Cartman can't resist Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie.
08/13/1997
02:06

No Kitty
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Crop circles reveal contact by the Visitors.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
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Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
00:39

Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
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Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.
08/20/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
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Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.
08/20/1997
01:45

Serenading Kathie Lee
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Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:45

Kathie Lee is Coming
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The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
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Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:32

Painful Memories
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Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:58

The Mayor's Announcement
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The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:00

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
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Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.
08/20/1997
01:08

94 Pound Beefcake
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Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.
08/20/1997
01:48

Garrison is Dismissed
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The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:53

Wendy Wants the Truth
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Cartman gets fatter as Wendy plans to get the truth about his paper.
08/20/1997