HEY STAN, DID YOU SEE THATRAINBOW THIS MORNING ?

YEAH,IT WAS HUGE.

I HATETHOSE THINGS !

NOBODY HATESRAINBOWS.

YEAH, WHAT'S THERETO HATE ABOUT RAINBOWS ?

WELL, YOU KNOW...

YOU'LL JUST BE SITTING THEREMINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS,

AND THEY'LL COMEMARCHING IN

AND CRAWL UP YOUR LEG

AND START BITINGTHE INSIDE OF YOUR ASS.

AND YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE,

"HEY, GET OUT OF MY ASS,YOU STUPID RAINBOWS !"

CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

I'M TALKINGABOUT RAINBOWS.

I HATE THOSEFREAKING THINGS.

RAINBOWS ARE THOSELITTLE ARCHES OF COLOR

THAT SHOW UPDURING A RAINSTORM.

OH, RAINBOWS !

OH YEAH, I LIKE THOSE,THOSE ARE COOL.

WHAT WEREYOUTALKING ABOUT ?

OH, NOTHING,FORGET IT.

NO, WHAT MARCHES IN,CRAWLS UP YOUR LEG

AND BITES THE INSIDEOF YOUR ASS ?!

NOTHING !

CHILDREN,CHILDREN...

REMEMBER THE"SAVE OUR FRAGILE PLANET"ESSAY CONTEST

THAT YOU CHILDREN WORKEDSO HARD ON LAST MONTH ?

ONE OF OUR VERY OWNSOUTH PARK STUDENTS

HAS WON THENATIONAL PRIZE.

WOW, I KNEWI WOULD WIN.

GOSH, MR. GARRISON,THIS SURE IS EXCITING.

THAT'S RIGHTMR. HAT,

THE WINNER OF THE NATIONAL"SAVE OUR FRAGILE PLANET"CONTEST IS...

ERIC CARTMAN.

WHAT ?!

WHAT ?!

CONGRATULATIONS, ERIC,

ON WRITING THEAWARD WINNING PAPER.

KICK ASS !

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !

HE DOESN'T KNOW A RAIN FORESTFROM A POP-TART !

YEAH I DO,POP-TARTS ARE FROSTED !

OUT OF OVERA MILLION PAPERS

ERIC'S WAS CHOSEN ASTHE GRAND PRIZE WINNER.

WHAT DID YOUWRITE ABOUT ?

YOU KNOW,THIS AND THAT.

HE DOESN'T EVENKNOWWHAT HE WROTE ABOUT !

WHAT WAS YOUR PAPERABOUT, WENDY ?

MY PAPER WAS ONTHE SUFFERING

OF BOTTLE-NOSEDDOLPHINS.

WELL,YOU SEE ?

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTENA PAPER ABOUT DOLPHINS.

DOLPHINSARE STUPID.

DUDE, DOLPHINS ARE THE SECONDSMARTEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET.

RIGHT.

IF THEY'RESO DAMN SMART

HOW COME THEY GET CAUGHT INFISHING NETS ALL THE TIME ?

WHAT ?!

WAIT, WAIT,THERE'S MORE.

IT SAYS HERETHAT ERIC'S TROPHY

WILL BE PRESENTEDTO HIM BY..

"KATHIE LEE GIFFORD" ?

KATHIE LEE IS COMINGTO SOUTH PARK ?

AND THE PRESENTATION WILL BEON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

TELEVISION ?

TELEVISION ?

( thinking )Kathie Lee Gifford.

I don't believe it.