"You'd like to wait till I was dead, wouldn't you? You'd like to see maggots eat my face."
*"You'd like to wait till I was dead, wouldn't you? You'd like to see maggots eat my face." ([[Raisins]])
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*Total Kenny Deaths in the show (*including controversial): 97 (Shown to be dead or killed) 98 with Rob Schneider
*[[Skank Hunt]] (2002) - Shown laying on he hallway floor, possibly dead, after receiving a break-up letter.
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...the four boys. Exploiting their guard's obsession with the video game Red Dead Redemption 2 (a pastime popular among the townsfolk that serves as a recurr
...compensation, including the town's agreement to give up soy sauce and Red Dead Redemption 2, but the town's reluctance to do this merely leads to continue
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* "I think woke is dead." - ([[Cartman]])
* "I'm saying that it's the end, Butters. I'm gonna kill myself. And you." - ([[Cartman]])
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...ullied often for his accent and foreign mannerisms. Despite being the butt-end of bullying at the school, Pip maintained his cheery and optimistic attitud
In the episode "Summer Sucks," Pip told the main four that his parents were dead. However, in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub," he was put into the kids' room
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...cave with molten lead, as this is the only way to make sure ManBearPig is dead. The workers ignore his plea and continue to search.
* "God must really want those kids dead." (Rescue Worker)
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...Kyle is sent to see Nurse Gollum, who (he is horrified to discover) has a dead conjoined fetus on the side of her head. Apparently she suffers from someth
...twin can be inside a live one, and that any one of them might also have a dead, conjoined sibling somewhere in their bodies. Stan flips out, goes home and
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...a bake sale to aid those in the Gulf affected by Cthulhu's arrival at the end of the previous episode, meeting a strange man who state their efforts to s
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
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...is in a cast from when he was shot at the end of the previous episode, "[[Dead Kids]]", in yet another school shooting.
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...Park take to the streets to celebrate while the other half prepare for the end of the world. Meanwhile, Obama and McCain disclose their real post-election
...criminals and alters hospital records to declare everyone involved legally dead. The next day, as the Presidential Crime Syndicate arrives at Washington Du
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The citizens of South Park have no idea the danger they're in. When dead citizens start popping up all over town, the boys realize they need [[Al Go
...s|Sergeant Yates]] goes to the school, irritated that his time playing Red Dead Redemption 2, which is repeatedly referenced by other characters in the epi
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...a victim, but as an extraordinarily lucky little boy. Ike tells Kyle he's "dead to him." And Ms. Stephenson (who blames her behavior on alcoholism) gets an
..."I hope you've learned, kids, that if you don't go with Christ, you could end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement."
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...Fransisco]] in [[Smug Alert]] (s10e02), but returned to South Park at the end of the episode.
* [[Dead Celebrities]] (s13e08)
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...An overzealous Dr. Doctor has revived him (despite the fact that he's been dead for an entire day), leaving him "alive," but in a vegetative state.
...which he's inherited, but now can't have because Kenny isn't technically "dead." Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court, arguing that since he was
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...and that they'll have to visit the town for two weeks every year until the end of time.
...cifically, however, this episode parodies the John Cusack movie Better Off Dead.
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...rtman. Cartman then threatens to kill himself again, but Heidi resolves to end it and breaks up with him. As this is happening, Garrison escapes. [[Stan M
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| ShortSummary = The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.
| ShortSummary = Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together the
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* "Sleigh is down. Reindeer . . . all dead. Both Santa's legs are broken. Santa's . . . very sad." [[Santa Claus]]
...uring how to resurrect Kenny without disrupting the narrative flow. In the end, they decided to simply have him show up at the last possible moment.
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[[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] and [[Heidi Turner]], who are both apparently dead to the world for having left Twitter, begin to converse with each other to
;e10 [[The End of Serialization as We Know It]]
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...ach other as they battle for Satan's affections. But since they're already dead, none of it really counts. They just resurrect and go at it again. Even Ken
This is the back end of a two-parter. It was split into two episodes at the last minute when Mat
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