Sermon on the 'Mount

Sermon on the 'Mount

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Season	s27
Episode	e01
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	2701
Original Air Date	2025-07-23

Episode Chronology

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Official Description

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

Memorable Quotes

• "Yeah. NPR. National Public Radio, where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff" - (Cartman)
• "Alright everyone listen up" - (PC Principal)
• "Whaaat the hellll dude" - (Cartman)
• "Fellas, what the fuck is goin' on?" - (Butters)
• "This shit is whack" - (Cartman)
• "That's right! Let's go, Jesus! Fuck yeah." - (PC Principal)
• "I don't think Jesus is ALLOWED to be in schools..." - (Randy)
• "G'night honey!" - (Randy)
• "WAHGHG!!!" - (Butters)
• "I think woke is dead." - (Cartman)
• "Come on out you piece a shit, we're un-electing you!!!" - (Randy))
• "Oh so you haven't been looting the country and ruling by fear like some Middle Eastern, tin pot dictator?!" - (Randy))
• "Who is the retarded faggot in the White House?" - (Darryl Weathers)
• "A dictator from the Middle East? Hey Relax, guy!" - (Mr. President)
• "Iran, Iraq what the hell's the difference relax guy!" - (Mr. President)
• "Why is my dick so small?!" - (Trump)
• "Get this guy outta here! I'm gonna SUE YOU! I'm gonna sue both of you! Ha ha ha ha!" - (Mr. President)
• "Nobody makes fun of ME and gets away with it!" - (Mr. President)
• "I'm not special anymore. So what's the point in me even existing?" - (Cartman)
• "I'm saying that it's the end, Butters. I'm gonna kill myself. And you." - (Cartman)
• "This is 2025, k? And... not much is illegal." - (PC Principal)
• "I accept Christ into my heart." - (Stan)
• "Ay relax guy!" - (Mr. President)
• "Listen buddy, you just need to relax." - (Mr. President)
• "I'm gonna sue your whole town! You got that! Five Billion dollars!!!!" - (Mr. President)
• "The Epstein list? Are we still talkin' aboot that?" - (Mr. President)
• "Brrrrrrmmmm... Vroooo... Oh no! KOOOSHHH! Rooommmmmm...." - (Butters)
• "OH GOD!!! ERIC!!!!" - (Butters)
• "IT'S JESUS!!!" - (Stephen Stotch)
• "Just SHUT UP or we're gonna get cancelled, you idiots." - (Jesus)
• "Yes thank you Mr. President. We'll be happy to pay that, sir." - (Gerald Broflovsky)
• "TRUMP. His penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large" - Voice Over
• "Yup sweet death is about to come. I love you man. " - (Cartman)

Characters

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Locations

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Season 27

e1 Sermon on the 'Mount