South ParkS3 E13Welcome to The Fine Planet of Australia
Marvin lands his ship in Australia and is mistaken for an alien. The local mayor says he can relocate his family there.
South ParkS3 E13Sally Struthers
After some serious balloon-rubbing torture, Cartman tells the CIA agents to talk to Sally Struthers. They go see her, and she is big.
South ParkS3 E13Magic is All I See
After crashing into Cartman's house, Marvin is reunited with the boys. He invites them into the ship and they go for a wild ride.
South ParkS3 E13Michael
As Marvin's family is being converted in Africa, Connelly and Sphinx arrive to do some interrogating.
South ParkS3 E13Welcome to Marklar
Marvin and the boys accidentally land on the planet Marklar. The leader of the planet says that Marvin and his family can relocate there.
South ParkS3 E13Mr. & Mrs. Click Click Derk
As the CIA agents threaten the Click Click Derks, Marvin and the boys show up and tell them the news. Then the U.S. government messes everything up.
South ParkS3 E13Pat Robinson
On his show, Pat Robertson speaks of Marklar. He would like to get donations toward a spacecraft to bring Jesus to the Marklarians.
South ParkS3 E13Collateral
Connelly and Sphinx ask Sally Struthers for use of her spacecraft. She is reluctant, but gives in when they offer her Kenny.
South ParkS3 E13Marklar to Marklar
Everyone on the planet Marklar is arguing. Thanks to an explanation by Kyle, Marvin's family is left alone to live on the planet.
South ParkS3 E14The War is Won
Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
South ParkS3 E14A Refueled Confederacy
Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
South ParkS3 E14Let's Take Topeka
At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
South ParkS3 E14Band Practice
The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
South ParkS3 E14General Cartman Lee
Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
South ParkS3 E14The Reenactment
The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
South ParkS3 E14For the Confederacy
After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
South ParkS3 E14The South Wins
The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
South ParkS3 E14Victory in Topeka
A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
South ParkS3 E14Fighting On
Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
South ParkS3 E14The National Guard
The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.