Welcome to The Fine Planet of AustraliaSouth ParkS3 E13
Marvin lands his ship in Australia and is mistaken for an alien. The local mayor says he can relocate his family there.
Sally StruthersSouth ParkS3 E13
After some serious balloon-rubbing torture, Cartman tells the CIA agents to talk to Sally Struthers. They go see her, and she is big.
Magic is All I SeeSouth ParkS3 E13
After crashing into Cartman's house, Marvin is reunited with the boys. He invites them into the ship and they go for a wild ride.
MichaelSouth ParkS3 E13
As Marvin's family is being converted in Africa, Connelly and Sphinx arrive to do some interrogating.
Welcome to MarklarSouth ParkS3 E13
Marvin and the boys accidentally land on the planet Marklar. The leader of the planet says that Marvin and his family can relocate there.
Mr. & Mrs. Click Click DerkSouth ParkS3 E13
As the CIA agents threaten the Click Click Derks, Marvin and the boys show up and tell them the news. Then the U.S. government messes everything up.
Pat RobinsonSouth ParkS3 E13
On his show, Pat Robertson speaks of Marklar. He would like to get donations toward a spacecraft to bring Jesus to the Marklarians.
CollateralSouth ParkS3 E13
Connelly and Sphinx ask Sally Struthers for use of her spacecraft. She is reluctant, but gives in when they offer her Kenny.
Marklar to MarklarSouth ParkS3 E13
Everyone on the planet Marklar is arguing. Thanks to an explanation by Kyle, Marvin's family is left alone to live on the planet.
The War is WonSouth ParkS3 E14
Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
A Refueled ConfederacySouth ParkS3 E14
Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
Let's Take TopekaSouth ParkS3 E14
At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
Band PracticeSouth ParkS3 E14
The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
General Cartman LeeSouth ParkS3 E14
Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
The ReenactmentSouth ParkS3 E14
The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
For the ConfederacySouth ParkS3 E14
After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
The South WinsSouth ParkS3 E14
The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
Victory in TopekaSouth ParkS3 E14
A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
Fighting OnSouth ParkS3 E14
Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
The National GuardSouth ParkS3 E14
The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.