South ParkS3 E13Welcome to Marklar
Marvin and the boys accidentally land on the planet Marklar. The leader of the planet says that Marvin and his family can relocate there.
South ParkS3 E13Mr. & Mrs. Click Click Derk
As the CIA agents threaten the Click Click Derks, Marvin and the boys show up and tell them the news. Then the U.S. government messes everything up.
South ParkS3 E13Pat Robinson
On his show, Pat Robertson speaks of Marklar. He would like to get donations toward a spacecraft to bring Jesus to the Marklarians.
South ParkS3 E13Collateral
Connelly and Sphinx ask Sally Struthers for use of her spacecraft. She is reluctant, but gives in when they offer her Kenny.
South ParkS3 E13Marklar to Marklar
Everyone on the planet Marklar is arguing. Thanks to an explanation by Kyle, Marvin's family is left alone to live on the planet.
South ParkS3 E14The War is Won
Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
South ParkS3 E14A Refueled Confederacy
Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
South ParkS3 E14Let's Take Topeka
At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
South ParkS3 E14Band Practice
The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
South ParkS3 E14General Cartman Lee
Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
South ParkS3 E14The Reenactment
The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
South ParkS3 E14For the Confederacy
After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
South ParkS3 E14The South Wins
The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
South ParkS3 E14Victory in Topeka
A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
South ParkS3 E14Fighting On
Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
South ParkS3 E14The National Guard
The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
South ParkS3 E14Stan's Plan
Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
South ParkS3 E14South Carolina Joins the Battle
The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
South ParkS3 E14The Confederate Demands
The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
South ParkS3 E15Shut Up, Turds!
Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.