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Cruel and Unusual
Season 1 E 12 • 02/18/1998
Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
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02/11/1998
02:02
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The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
02/18/1998
02:49
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S1 E12
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Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
02/18/1998
04:27
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S1 E12
Disintegration Rules
The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
02/18/1998
01:01
South Park
S1 E12
Trash to Treasure
After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
02/18/1998
01:12
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S1 E12
Zinthar at Hand
Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
02/18/1998
01:08
South Park
S1 E12
The Triangle Thief
Cartman breaks into Kyle's house in the middle of the night to steal the triangle. Kyle gives the triangle to Cartman since he's being such a pain.
02/18/1998
01:13
South Park
S1 E12
It Doesn't Sound Good
Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
02/18/1998
01:38
South Park
S1 E12
Meet Mrs. Jones
Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...
pay
them for the magic triangle.
02/18/1998
01:37
South Park
S1 E12
Cruel and Unusual
Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
02/18/1998
01:40
South Park
S1 E12
The Diamond of Pantheos is Complete
The diamond of Pantheos is now complete and Babs turns into Mecha-Streisand. Leonard thinks Robert Smith from the Cure can save them.
02/18/1998
01:21
South Park
S1 E12
Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
02/18/1998
00:46
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S1 E12
Mecha-Ike!
The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
02/18/1998
01:51
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Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
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02/25/1998
02:49
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S1 E13
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02/25/1998
03:05
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S1 E13
Manage Oh Three
When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
02/25/1998
01:13
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S1 E13
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
03:01
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S1 E13
Drunken Barn Dance
Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
02/25/1998
01:59
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S1 E13
America's Stupidest Home Videos
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02/25/1998
02:02
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Bear With Wide Canyon
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02/25/1998