South Park

Drunken Barn Dance

Season 1 E 13 • 02/25/1998

Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.

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South ParkS1 E12
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Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
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South ParkS1 E12
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Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
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01:37

South ParkS1 E12
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02/18/1998
01:21

South ParkS1 E12
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02/18/1998
00:46

South ParkS1 E12
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South ParkS1 E13
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Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
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02:49

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03:05

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South ParkS1 E13
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03:01

South ParkS1 E13
Drunken Barn Dance

Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
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South ParkS1 E13
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South ParkS1 E13
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Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
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