South ParkS14 E8Not Poor and Stupid Enough
Cartman gets all teary over what he wants to be when he grows up.
South ParkS14 E8I'M PSYCHED!!!
Cartman recruits Butters to help him chase his NASCAR dream.
South ParkS14 E8There's Vagi-everythings!
After getting poor, Cartman devises a plan to get stupid.
South ParkS14 E8Let's Go NASCAR!!
Butters and Cartman sneak themselves into a NASCAR race.
South ParkS14 E8Oh Donkey Balls
While in the hospital, Cartman gets some uplifting news from his doctor.
South ParkS14 E8Are NASCAR Fans Stupid?
Kenny gets pissed after seeing a NASCAR news report.
South ParkS14 E8Getting Poor All On My Own
Cartman takes his poverty to the next level...and is handsomely rewarded.
South ParkS14 E8Bring It On!!
Cartman joins other NASCAR drivers for a press conference.
South ParkS14 E8That Pisses Me Off
PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about flavored dip and President Obama.
South ParkS14 E8Start Your Engines!
Cartman finally gets behind the wheel of his very own race car.
South ParkS14 E8We're Trading Paint!
Things get bloody as the Denver 300 NASCAR race heats up.
South ParkS14 E9Out Of Ammo
In their darkest hour, South Park receives help from an unlikely source.
South ParkS14 E9What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.
South ParkS14 E9YOU'RE GAHBAGE!!!
The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner.
South ParkS14 E9Jersey Party At Sizzler
The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it.
South ParkS14 E9Real Housewives of South Park
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.
South ParkS14 E9The Jersey Problem
The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession.
South ParkS14 E9Three Strikes
Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down.