South Park
Abortion Lessons
Season 8 E 14 • 12/15/2004
Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
Tags:StandoctorsparentsChristmasNarratorabortionpregnancyWoodland Critters

Watching

01:37
South ParkS1 E3
Totally Screwed
After some initial confusion about what a geologist is, Stan's dad manages to tell the mayor that South Park is in trouble.
08/27/1997
01:25
South ParkS2 E2
Storm Problems
"America's Most Wanted" begins rehearsal. At the hospital, a staff shortage and power-outage are putting the patients in danger.
04/22/1998
01:32
South ParkS2 E2
Eat Eric Roberts
The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
04/22/1998
01:16
South ParkS2 E2
Desperate Times
The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
04/22/1998
00:45
South ParkS2 E2
Hospital Problems
The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
04/22/1998
00:55
South ParkS2 E2
Still No Luck
Cartman's Mom sleeps with a Congressman to get abortion laws changed. Meanwhile, Mephesto will not regain consciousness.
04/22/1998
01:09
South ParkS2 E2
Still Hungry
Kenny makes his way to the backup generator. The "America's Most Wanted" group talk about eating again.
04/22/1998
01:05
South ParkS2 E2
Desperate Measures
During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
04/22/1998
00:45
South ParkS2 E10
Shelley Has Chickenpox
An epidemic of chickenpox is spreading through South Park and lands Shelley in the hospital.
08/26/1998
01:00
South ParkS2 E10
Chickenpox Guilt
Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:41
South ParkS2 E10
Stan's Missing
Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
08/26/1998
01:29
South ParkS2 E10
Sweet Revenge
The boys have successfully given their parents herpes and are recuperating from the chickenpox, except for Kenny who is dead.
08/26/1998
00:20
South ParkS2 E14
Medical Jargon
Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
10/07/1998
00:36
South ParkS2 E14
Garrison Locked Up
Mr. Garrison is caught yelling at Mr. Hat and throwing him out of the house. Officer Barbrady and the doctors lock him up.
10/07/1998
01:18
South ParkS3 E3
I Am A Little Piggie
Cartman hates going to the eye doctor. The Doctor makes fun of his weight.
04/21/1999
01:14
South ParkS3 E3
Small Stigmatism
Cartman returns to the eye doctor, only to learn that his vision will never get better.
04/21/1999
01:25
South ParkS3 E3
Loch Ness Monster
With Cartman unconscious at the optometrist's office, the rest of the boys have to sit through stories about the Loch Ness Monster.
04/21/1999
01:03
South ParkS3 E3
Thinking With Your Dong
With Veronica vanquished and Chef back at school, he sings about it.
04/21/1999
01:09
South ParkS3 E12
Perverted Games
Mr. Cotswold is at a loss for how to stop the bullies and decides to pull Mark out of public school. Kyle and Rebecca play 'Doctor' upstairs.
11/10/1999
01:47
South ParkS3 E16
Death by Tampon
After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
12/29/1999
00:26
South ParkS4 E3
Ritalin for Everyone
After the entire class falls asleep during a reading of "A Farewell to Arms," the doctor diagnoses all of them with ADD and they are prescribed Ritalin.
04/19/2000
00:51
South ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Nightmare
Kenny tries to plunge the unborn fetus from his Mother's stomach after having a nightmare that the baby will kill him when it's born.
06/21/2000
01:00
South ParkS5 E6
Renouncing God
In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
07/25/2001
01:12
South ParkS5 E6
Money Quest
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
07/25/2001
00:31
South ParkS5 E6
No Will to Live
The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
07/25/2001
01:05
South ParkS5 E6
There is a God
When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
07/25/2001
01:19
South ParkS6 E8
Intero-Rectogestion
Cartman continues to hold his reverse eating/defecating victory over Kyle. Meanwhile, the rest of the country has begun eating backwards, too -- including the Surgeon General.
07/03/2002
01:31
South ParkS6 E10
Breast Reduction
Bebe asks a doctor about getting breast reduction surgery. The doctor not only thinks she's insane, but that she's too young.
07/17/2002
01:27
South ParkS6 E10
Wendy Buys Boobs
Wendy wants breast implants, and any reservations the doctor might have about doing this procedure on an eight-year-old girl go out the window when she mentions she's got $3000.
07/17/2002
01:49
South ParkS7 E1
That's No Hemorrhoid
Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.
03/19/2003
03:17
South ParkS7 E6
Saving the Doll
The boys discover the doll is being held in Fosse's house. With the FBI kids at the front door, the boys go in the back to save the doll.
04/23/2003
00:37
South ParkS8 E1
A People Doctor
Butters finally makes it to the hospital but Dr. Doctor mistakes him for a dog and calls the animal shelter.
03/17/2004
01:17
South ParkS8 E10
Massive Snuggie
The doctor tells of Butters Snuggie injury. The Boys Worry they are next.
11/10/2004
01:15
South ParkS8 E13
5th Copy Cat Killer
A fifth copycat killer is on the loose and with Cartman nowhere to be found. The detectives go to Kyle for visions.
12/08/2004
01:00
South ParkS8 E13
Good Old Fashion Police Work
While everyone praises Kyle's psychic abilities, he insists that everything can be explained with logic.
12/08/2004
02:38
South ParkS8 E14
Abortion Lessons
Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
12/15/2004
01:25
South ParkS9 E1
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
03/09/2005
01:18
South ParkS9 E1
Negroplasty
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
03/09/2005
02:18
South ParkS9 E4
Kenny Revived
Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.
03/30/2005
01:56
South ParkS9 E4
BFF Necklace
Cartman appeals to the Colorado Supreme Court to remove Kenny's feeding tube on the basis that they're BFFs, Best Friends Forever.
03/30/2005