That's No Hemorrhoid
South Park
Season 7 E 1 • 03/19/2003

Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.
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01:37

Totally Screwed
South ParkS1 E3

Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
08/27/1997
00:45

Hospital Problems
South ParkS2 E2

The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
04/22/1998
01:16

Desperate Times
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The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
04/22/1998
01:05

Desperate Measures
South ParkS2 E2

During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
04/22/1998
01:32

Eat Eric Roberts
South ParkS2 E2

The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
04/22/1998
00:45

Shelley Has Chickenpox
South ParkS2 E10

An epidemic of chickenpox is spreading through South Park and lands Shelley in the hospital.
08/26/1998
01:00

Chickenpox Guilt
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Stan's parents are feeling guilty about purposefully giving Stan the chickenpox that put him in the hospital.
08/26/1998
00:41

Stan's Missing
South ParkS2 E10

Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
08/26/1998
00:20

Medical Jargon
South ParkS2 E14

Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
10/07/1998
00:36

Garrison Locked Up
South ParkS2 E14

Mr. Garrison is caught yelling at Mr. Hat and throwing him out of the house. Officer Barbrady and the doctors lock him up.
10/07/1998
01:18

I Am A Little Piggie
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Cartman gets an eye exam
04/21/1999
01:14

Small Stigmatism
South ParkS3 E3

Dr. Light staples Cartman's new glasses to his face.
04/21/1999
01:25

Loch Ness Monster
South ParkS3 E3

The boys listen to Chef's dad's stories
04/21/1999
01:03

Thinking With Your Dong
South ParkS3 E3

Chef sings about the virtues of departed love
04/21/1999
01:09

Perverted Games
South ParkS3 E12

Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.
11/10/1999
01:47

Death by Tampon
South ParkS3 E16

Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.
12/29/1999
00:26

Ritalin for Everyone
South ParkS4 E3

The doctor diagnoses the whole class with ADD.
04/19/2000
00:51

Kenny's Nightmare
South ParkS4 E5

Kenny has a nightmare about the new baby.
06/21/2000
01:00

Renouncing God
South ParkS5 E5

Kyle renounces his faith in God because of Cartman and his sore hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:12

Money Quest
South ParkS5 E5

Kyle's condition worsens after seeing a TV special about Cartman.
07/25/2001
00:31

No Will to Live
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Kyle seems to have given up on life.
07/25/2001
01:05

There is a God
South ParkS5 E5

Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.
07/25/2001
01:19

Intero-Rectogestion
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The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.
07/03/2002
01:49

That's No Hemorrhoid
South ParkS7 E1

Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.
03/19/2003
03:17

Saving the Doll
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After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.
04/23/2003
00:37

A People Doctor
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Butters stumbles into the hospital.
03/17/2004
01:17

Massive Snuggie
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The boys visit Butters in the hospital.
11/10/2004
01:15

5th Copy Cat Killer
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Kyle fakes psychic powers to catch a killer.
12/08/2004
01:00

Good Old Fashion Police Work
South ParkS8 E13

Everyone agrees that Kyle's psychic abilities saved the day, except for Kyle.
12/08/2004
02:38

Abortion Lessons
South ParkS8 E14

The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.
12/15/2004
01:18

Negroplasty
South ParkS9 E1

Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.
03/09/2005
02:18

Kenny Revived
South ParkS9 E4

Kenny is revived at a bad time.
03/30/2005
01:56

BFF Necklace
South ParkS9 E4

Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.
03/30/2005
01:17

Kenny the Tomato
South ParkS9 E4

Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.
03/30/2005
01:04

Cartman's a Ginger
South ParkS9 E11

Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.
11/09/2005
01:40

Cancer Limbo
South ParkS10 E14

Nelson's life depends on an upcoming game.
11/15/2006
01:47

Britney Watch!
South ParkS12 E2

Britney Spears camping trip becomes breaking news when she is secretly photographed.
03/19/2008
00:45

The Lame Debate
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Randy makes the boys watch a boring political debate between Obama and Clinton.
03/19/2008
01:33

Burn It Down!!!
South ParkS15 E4

Randy gets thrown into anger management class.
05/18/2011
01:06

Isn't... There?
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The Government discovers whats truly behind all this anger.
05/18/2011