Medical Jargon
South Park
Season 2 • 10/07/1998

Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.

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Stan's Missing
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Medical Jargon
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Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
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