South Park
Medical Jargon
Season 2 E 14 • 10/07/1998
Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
Tags:Hell's Pass HospitalMr. TwigdoctorsGarrison

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