Invading Knights
South Park
Season 5 E 1 • 06/20/2001

The Knights of Standards and Practices kill Drew Carey.

Watching

02:03

Mutant Turkeys Are Back
South ParkS1 E8

At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
11/19/1997
00:30

Can Opener?
South ParkS1 E8

The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
11/19/1997
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
01:15

Domestic Disturbance
South ParkS2 E3

Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
05/20/1998
02:41

In the Ghetto
South ParkS2 E10

The boys aren't enjoying their stay at Kenny's House. He only has ColecoVision to play with, and they have to eat frozen waffles for dinner without any side dishes
08/26/1998
00:21

Going Fishing
South ParkS2 E10

Kyle's dad and Kenny's dad try to reestablish their friendship on a weekend fishing trip.
08/26/1998
00:24

Nothing in Common
South ParkS2 E10

Mr. Broflovski remembers a fort they built when they were kids. Mr. McCormick admits that he lives in it now.
08/26/1998
00:29

Fishing Fight
South ParkS2 E10

Mr. Broflovski and Mr. McCormick end up in a fist fight over the advantages and disadvantages of their lives.
08/26/1998
01:29

Sweet Revenge
South ParkS2 E10

The boys have successfully given their parents herpes and are recuperating from the chickenpox, except for Kenny who is dead.
08/26/1998
00:25

Fat, Racist, Foul-Mouthed Friend
South ParkS2 E15

The McCormick's enjoy a quiet evening at home during a rain storm. Goatee Cartman shows up, offering help and supplies for the storm.
10/28/1998
01:18

Trip to Nebraska
South ParkS2 E16

Everyone's going to Cartman's grandmother's house for the weekend. Stan is going too, whether his parents like it or not.
12/09/1998
00:47

Pissing Me Off
South ParkS3 E4

The Jackovasaur is really, really annoying.
06/16/1999
02:00

A Refueled Confederacy
South ParkS3 E14

The Confederates get more schnapps.
11/24/1999
01:16

Victory in Topeka
South ParkS3 E14

The Confederates go to Kansas and take Topeka.
11/24/1999
01:26

Stan's Plan
South ParkS3 E14

Stan empties the Confederates' schnapps holdings.
11/24/1999
01:47

Death by Tampon
South ParkS3 E16

Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.
12/29/1999
02:36

Cirque de Cheville
South ParkS4 E4

The boys watch a Cirque du Cheville performance.
04/26/2000
00:41

Night on the Town
South ParkS4 E4

The boys and their parents depart for Cirque de Cheville.
04/26/2000
01:51

Who's Got The Silly Frog
South ParkS4 E4

Stan and the boys try to rescue the quints on a nearby military base.
04/26/2000
01:24

French Farce
South ParkS4 E5

Chaos and farce break out in the hotel hallway.
06/21/2000
01:36

Rightful Persecution
South ParkS4 E5

A touching speech by a pedophile.
06/21/2000
01:23

Cartman Needs Maturity
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman complains about his friends.
06/21/2000
00:48

Kenny's Plan
South ParkS4 E5

Kenny throws a ball at his dad's balls.
06/21/2000
00:50

Kenny's Mom is Pregnant
South ParkS4 E5

Kenny's Mom announces she's pregnant.
06/21/2000
01:04

Abortion Cocktail
South ParkS4 E5

Kenny's Dad shits and pukes up abortion pills.
06/21/2000
01:26

The John Denver Experience
South ParkS4 E5

Kenny takes his parents to ride the John Denver Experience rollercoaster.
06/21/2000
00:51

Kenny's Nightmare
South ParkS4 E5

Kenny has a nightmare about the new baby.
06/21/2000
01:01

For the Team
South ParkS4 E5

Cartman dupes Butters into having sex with the old men.
06/21/2000
00:29

New Kenny
South ParkS4 E5

A new Kenny is born.
06/21/2000
00:56

Deal Druggie
South ParkS4 E15

Skinny Cartman crawls into Mrs. Crabtree's vagina.
12/06/2000
01:27

Help Me, Help You
South ParkS4 E16

The parents go through therapy in prison.
12/13/2000
01:04

It Catches On
South ParkS4 E16

The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.
12/13/2000
01:26

The Parents Return
South ParkS4 E16

The parents return to their children.
12/13/2000
01:53

Shit Happens
South ParkS5 E1

The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.
06/20/2001
00:52

Invading Knights
South ParkS5 E1

The Knights of Standards and Practices kill Drew Carey.
06/20/2001
01:07

The Lesson of Shit
South ParkS5 E1

The boys explain to the world why watching one's language is important.
06/20/2001
02:23

Mr. Grazier
South ParkS5 E2

The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.
06/27/2001
01:32

Scout Leader Big Gay Al
South ParkS5 E2

Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.
06/27/2001
00:54

Homosexuality Is A Choice
South ParkS5 E2

The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.
06/27/2001
01:53

Big Silly Goose
South ParkS5 E2

Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.
06/27/2001