South Park
Can Opener?
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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00:30
South ParkS1 E8
Can Opener?
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
11/19/1997
02:03
South ParkS1 E8
Mutant Turkeys Are Back
At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
11/19/1997
01:46
South ParkS1 E13
Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
00:21
South ParkS2 E10
Going Fishing
Kyle's dad and Kenny's dad try to reestablish their friendship on a weekend fishing trip.
08/26/1998
01:29
South ParkS2 E10
Sweet Revenge
The boys have successfully given their parents herpes and are recuperating from the chickenpox, except for Kenny who is dead.
08/26/1998
02:41
South ParkS2 E10
In the Ghetto
The boys aren't enjoying their stay at Kenny's House. He only has ColecoVision to play with, and they have to eat frozen waffles for dinner without any side dishes
08/26/1998
00:24
South ParkS2 E10
Nothing in Common
Mr. Broflovski remembers a fort they built when they were kids. Mr. McCormick admits that he lives in it now.
08/26/1998
00:29
South ParkS2 E10
Fishing Fight
Mr. Broflovski and Mr. McCormick end up in a fist fight over the advantages and disadvantages of their lives.
08/26/1998
00:25
South ParkS2 E15
Fat, Racist, Foul-Mouthed Friend
The McCormick's enjoy a quiet evening at home during a rain storm. Goatee Cartman shows up, offering help and supplies for the storm.
10/28/1998
00:47
South ParkS3 E4
Pissing Me Off
The dads invite the Jackovasaur over to watch football with them. He never shuts up, and he roots for the wrong team.
06/16/1999
01:26
South ParkS3 E14
Stan's Plan
Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
11/24/1999
01:16
South ParkS3 E14
Victory in Topeka
A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
11/24/1999
00:41
South ParkS4 E4
Night on the Town
The boys' parents gather to drag the boys to Cirque de Cheville. The boys are not happy and Grandpa Marsh is downright incensed.
04/26/2000
01:51
South ParkS4 E4
Who's Got The Silly Frog
With things looking grim for the boys' circus, Stan turns to the protestors for support.
04/26/2000
01:24
South ParkS4 E5
French Farce
The boys, the FBI, the pedophiles, the Marlon Brando Look-Alikes, Kenny, his parents and a waiter chase one another at the South Park Inn.
06/21/2000
01:36
South ParkS4 E5
Rightful Persecution
The NAMBLA spokesman tries to convince everybody that they're not so bad after all. Stan and Kyle have to remind everyone that they have sex with children.
06/21/2000
00:48
South ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Plan
Kenny tries to sabotage is parents plan of having another kid by throwing a baseball at his father's balls.
06/21/2000
00:50
South ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Mom is Pregnant
Kenny's Mom is pregnant and Cartman brags about being NAMBLA's new poster child.
06/21/2000
01:04
South ParkS4 E5
Abortion Cocktail
Kenny's Dad accidentally drinks the abortion cocktail Kenny made for his mom and suffers the consequences.
06/21/2000
00:51
South ParkS4 E5
Kenny's Nightmare
Kenny tries to plunge the unborn fetus from his Mother's stomach after having a nightmare that the baby will kill him when it's born.
06/21/2000
01:01
South ParkS4 E5
For the Team
Cartman convinces Butters to take one for the team and let the NAMBLA guys have sex with him.
06/21/2000
00:56
South ParkS4 E15
Deal Druggie
With Kenny behind bars, there's only one person who can impersonate him effectively, the Skinny Fake Cartman
12/06/2000
01:27
South ParkS4 E16
Help Me, Help You
The prison therapist tries a technique on the parents involving a cardboard cutout of Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.
12/13/2000
00:52
South ParkS5 E1
Invading Knights
The Knights of Standards and Practices burst into the studio and kill Drew Carey live on television.
06/20/2001
01:53
South ParkS5 E1
Shit Happens
Everyone watches "Cop Drama" to see "shit" said on TV. After the word is said, it starts to rain frogs.
06/20/2001
01:07
South ParkS5 E1
The Lesson of Shit
The boys explain that while swearing can be fun, doing it all the time can cause a lot of problems.
06/20/2001
00:54
South ParkS5 E2
Homosexuality Is A Choice
When the other parents hear about Big Gay Al, they all voice their concern. Priest Maxi claims that if he's given the chance, he'll be able to convert the new scout leader.
06/27/2001
01:53
South ParkS5 E2
Big Silly Goose
Jimmy wins over the boys with his comedic talents, making Timmy jealous. Randy Marsh gets mad at Stan for using one of Big Gay Al's phrases.
06/27/2001
00:56
South ParkS5 E2
Get Your Big Gay Ass Off The Couch
The boys pay a visit to a very depressed Big Gay Al. They ask him to come back and decide to protest for big gay rights.
06/27/2001
01:41
South ParkS5 E2
All Right Boys, Break It Up
The protest catches a very wide range of attention. Randy Marsh and Mr. McCormick learn that Grazier is a pedophile.
06/27/2001
01:01
South ParkS5 E7
Sex Education
The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
08/01/2001
01:51
South ParkS5 E10
Power of Milk
The Thompsons learn about Kenny's prank and are offered the milk company's resources to find their son.
11/14/2001
01:22
South ParkS5 E11
What The Hell Was That?
Kyle offers Cartman $40 not to rip on his cousin and refrain from the Jew jokes. Meanwhile, it looks like Mr. Garrison has completed his invention.
11/21/2001
00:48
South ParkS5 E12
Get Your Sheets
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
11/28/2001
02:01
South ParkS5 E12
Cash Chuckers
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
11/28/2001
01:49
South ParkS6 E8
The Catholic Boat
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
07/03/2002
01:37
South ParkS6 E12
That Wasn't Chocolate Milk
The boys' parents break down and tell them that Kenny isn't up in heaven, he's been burned to ash and put in an urn. They are all horrified to discover that Cartman drank the ashes with some milk.
11/06/2002
00:56
South ParkS6 E12
Kenny's Remains
Kenny's grieving parents show Stan, Kyle and Cartman the urn holding Kenny's remains.
11/06/2002
00:59
South ParkS7 E4
Bring the Shizzle
Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
04/09/2003
01:58
South ParkS7 E4
Walkout Against The War
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
04/09/2003