Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South Park
Season 1 E 13 • 02/25/1998

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.

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