Monday 07/13 10:00AM EDT
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Monday 07/13 10:30AM EDT
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
Monday 07/13 11:00AM EDT
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Monday 07/13 11:30AM EDT
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.
Monday 07/13 12:00PM EDT
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
Monday 07/13 12:30PM EDT
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
Monday 07/13 1:00PM EDT
Kyle’s mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.
Monday 07/13 3:00PM EDT
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Monday 07/13 3:30PM EDT
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.
Monday 07/13 4:00PM EDT
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Monday 07/13 4:30PM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Tuesday 07/14 1:00AM EDT
The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job.
Tuesday 07/14 2:00AM EDT
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Tuesday 07/14 2:30AM EDT
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Tuesday 07/14 3:00AM EDT
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Tuesday 07/14 3:30AM EDT
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Tuesday 07/14 4:00AM EDT
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Tuesday 07/14 4:30AM EDT
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Wednesday 07/15 12:00AM EDT
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Wednesday 07/15 12:30AM EDT
It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event.
Wednesday 07/15 1:00AM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Wednesday 07/15 2:00AM EDT
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Wednesday 07/15 2:30AM EDT
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
Wednesday 07/15 3:00AM EDT
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Wednesday 07/15 3:30AM EDT
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Wednesday 07/15 4:00AM EDT
When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
Wednesday 07/15 4:30AM EDT
Shelly babysits Cartman.
Wednesday 07/15 10:00AM EDT
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpoko Mon.
Wednesday 07/15 10:30AM EDT
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Wednesday 07/15 11:00AM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Wednesday 07/15 11:30AM EDT
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Wednesday 07/15 12:00PM EDT
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Wednesday 07/15 12:30PM EDT
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Wednesday 07/15 1:00PM EDT
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Wednesday 07/15 1:30PM EDT
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.
Wednesday 07/15 2:30PM EDT
According to Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger has become a lesbian.
Wednesday 07/15 3:00PM EDT
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon’s newest Fulfillment Center.
Wednesday 07/15 3:30PM EDT
The boys’ chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits.
Wednesday 07/15 4:00PM EDT
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Wednesday 07/15 5:00PM EDT
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Wednesday 07/15 5:30PM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Wednesday 07/15 6:00PM EDT
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Wednesday 07/15 6:30PM EDT
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
Wednesday 07/15 7:00PM EDT
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Wednesday 07/15 7:30PM EDT
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Wednesday 07/15 8:00PM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Wednesday 07/15 8:30PM EDT
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Wednesday 07/15 9:00PM EDT
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Wednesday 07/15 9:30PM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Wednesday 07/15 10:00PM EDT
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.