Wednesday 12/11 10:30AM EST
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Wednesday 12/11 11:00AM EST
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
Wednesday 12/11 12:00PM EST
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Wednesday 12/11 12:30PM EST
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Wednesday 12/11 1:00PM EST
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Wednesday 12/11 1:30PM EST
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
Wednesday 12/11 2:00PM EST
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Wednesday 12/11 2:30PM EST
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Wednesday 12/11 3:00PM EST
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Wednesday 12/11 3:30PM EST
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Wednesday 12/11 4:00PM EST
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.
Wednesday 12/11 4:30PM EST
Randy moves the family to the country and he takes up farming.
Wednesday 12/11 5:00PM EST
In the pilot episode of the new hit series, Tegridy Farms, Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.
Wednesday 12/11 6:00PM EST
Randy lands in big trouble on a visit to China. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park.
Wednesday 12/11 6:30PM EST
This week, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.
Wednesday 12/11 7:00PM EST
The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
Wednesday 12/11 7:30PM EST
It’s Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter’s marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.
Wednesday 12/11 8:00PM EST
The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
Wednesday 12/11 8:30PM EST
The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
Wednesday 12/11 9:00PM EST
Kyle’s mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.
Wednesday 12/11 9:30PM EST
Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.
Wednesday 12/11 10:00PM EST
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town’s Holiday Season.
Thursday 12/12 12:00AM EST
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town’s Holiday Season.
Thursday 12/12 12:30AM EST
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Thursday 12/12 2:30AM EST
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Thursday 12/12 3:00AM EST
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
Thursday 12/12 3:30AM EST
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
Thursday 12/12 4:00AM EST
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
Thursday 12/12 4:30AM EST
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.
Friday 12/13 12:00AM EST
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpoko Mon.
Friday 12/13 12:30AM EST
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
Friday 12/13 1:00AM EST
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Friday 12/13 2:30AM EST
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Friday 12/13 3:00AM EST
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Friday 12/13 3:30AM EST
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Friday 12/13 4:00AM EST
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Friday 12/13 4:30AM EST
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Friday 12/13 3:00PM EST
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
Friday 12/13 3:30PM EST
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Friday 12/13 4:00PM EST
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Friday 12/13 4:30PM EST
The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.
Friday 12/13 5:00PM EST
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Friday 12/13 6:00PM EST
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Friday 12/13 6:30PM EST
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Friday 12/13 7:00PM EST
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Friday 12/13 7:30PM EST
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Friday 12/13 8:00PM EST
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
Friday 12/13 8:30PM EST
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Friday 12/13 9:00PM EST
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
Friday 12/13 9:30PM EST
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.