Tuesday 04/07 11:30PM EDT
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Wednesday 04/08 12:30AM EDT
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.
Wednesday 04/08 1:00AM EDT
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
Wednesday 04/08 2:00AM EDT
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Wednesday 04/08 2:30AM EDT
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Wednesday 04/08 3:00AM EDT
Mr. Hankey’s offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.
Wednesday 04/08 3:30AM EDT
South Park Citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help.
Wednesday 04/08 4:00AM EDT
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
Wednesday 04/08 4:30AM EDT
Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.
Wednesday 04/08 9:30AM EDT
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
Wednesday 04/08 10:00AM EDT
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Wednesday 04/08 11:00AM EDT
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Wednesday 04/08 11:30AM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Wednesday 04/08 12:00PM EDT
The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job.
Wednesday 04/08 12:30PM EDT
Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety.
Wednesday 04/08 1:00PM EDT
It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
Wednesday 04/08 1:30PM EDT
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children.
Wednesday 04/08 2:00PM EDT
In the season 20 premiere episode, the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon. (South Park S20, E01 2)
Wednesday 04/08 2:30PM EDT
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global.
Wednesday 04/08 3:00PM EDT
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Wednesday 04/08 4:00PM EDT
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Wednesday 04/08 4:30PM EDT
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Wednesday 04/08 5:00PM EDT
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Wednesday 04/08 5:30PM EDT
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Wednesday 04/08 6:00PM EDT
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Wednesday 04/08 6:30PM EDT
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Wednesday 04/08 8:00PM EDT
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.
Wednesday 04/08 8:30PM EDT
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Wednesday 04/08 9:00PM EDT
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Wednesday 04/08 9:30PM EDT
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.
Wednesday 04/08 10:00PM EDT
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Thursday 04/09 12:30AM EDT
Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
Thursday 04/09 1:00AM EDT
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Thursday 04/09 2:00AM EDT
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Thursday 04/09 2:30AM EDT
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Thursday 04/09 3:00AM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Thursday 04/09 3:30AM EDT
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
Thursday 04/09 4:00AM EDT
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.
Thursday 04/09 4:30AM EDT
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Friday 04/10 12:00AM EDT
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Friday 04/10 12:30AM EDT
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Friday 04/10 2:00AM EDT
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Friday 04/10 2:30AM EDT
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Friday 04/10 3:00AM EDT
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Friday 04/10 3:30AM EDT
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Friday 04/10 4:00AM EDT
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Friday 04/10 4:30AM EDT
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Friday 04/10 9:00AM EDT
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Friday 04/10 9:30AM EDT
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Friday 04/10 10:00AM EDT
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.