Sunday 09/22 8:00AM EDT
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
Sunday 09/22 8:30AM EDT
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.
Sunday 09/22 9:00AM EDT
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.
Sunday 09/22 10:00AM EDT
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
Sunday 09/22 10:30AM EDT
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Sunday 09/22 11:00AM EDT
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
Sunday 09/22 11:30AM EDT
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Sunday 09/22 12:00PM EDT
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.
Sunday 09/22 12:30PM EDT
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.
Sunday 09/22 1:30PM EDT
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.
Sunday 09/22 2:00PM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Sunday 09/22 2:30PM EDT
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Sunday 09/22 3:00PM EDT
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Sunday 09/22 3:30PM EDT
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Sunday 09/22 4:00PM EDT
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.
Sunday 09/22 4:30PM EDT
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Sunday 09/22 5:00PM EDT
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Sunday 09/22 6:00PM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Sunday 09/22 6:30PM EDT
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.
Sunday 09/22 7:00PM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Sunday 09/22 7:30PM EDT
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Sunday 09/22 8:00PM EDT
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Sunday 09/22 8:30PM EDT
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
Sunday 09/22 9:00PM EDT
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.
Sunday 09/22 9:30PM EDT
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Sunday 09/22 10:00PM EDT
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Sunday 09/22 11:00PM EDT
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.
Sunday 09/22 11:30PM EDT
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
Monday 09/23 12:00AM EDT
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Monday 09/23 12:30AM EDT
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Monday 09/23 1:00AM EDT
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.
Monday 09/23 1:30AM EDT
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Monday 09/23 2:00AM EDT
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Monday 09/23 3:00AM EDT
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Monday 09/23 3:30AM EDT
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Monday 09/23 4:00AM EDT
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Monday 09/23 4:30AM EDT
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Monday 09/23 9:00AM EDT
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Monday 09/23 9:30AM EDT
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Monday 09/23 10:00AM EDT
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
Monday 09/23 12:00PM EDT
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Monday 09/23 12:30PM EDT
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Monday 09/23 1:00PM EDT
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Monday 09/23 1:30PM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Monday 09/23 2:00PM EDT
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Monday 09/23 2:30PM EDT
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Monday 09/23 3:00PM EDT
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Monday 09/23 4:00PM EDT
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Monday 09/23 4:30PM EDT
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Monday 09/23 5:00PM EDT
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.