Friday 02/21 12:00AM EST
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.
Friday 02/21 12:30AM EST
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Friday 02/21 1:00AM EST
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Friday 02/21 2:00AM EST
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Friday 02/21 2:30AM EST
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon’s newest Fulfillment Center.
Friday 02/21 3:00AM EST
The boys’ chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits.
Friday 02/21 3:30AM EST
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
Friday 02/21 4:00AM EST
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Friday 02/21 4:30AM EST
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.
Friday 02/21 5:00PM EST
According to Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger has become a lesbian.
Friday 02/21 6:00PM EST
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Friday 02/21 6:30PM EST
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Friday 02/21 7:00PM EST
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Friday 02/21 7:30PM EST
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Friday 02/21 8:00PM EST
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Friday 02/21 8:30PM EST
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Saturday 02/22 1:00AM EST
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Saturday 02/22 1:30AM EST
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Saturday 02/22 2:00AM EST
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
Saturday 02/22 3:00AM EST
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
Saturday 02/22 3:30AM EST
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
Saturday 02/22 4:00AM EST
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Saturday 02/22 4:30AM EST
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Saturday 02/22 10:00PM EST
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Saturday 02/22 10:30PM EST
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Saturday 02/22 11:00PM EST
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Saturday 02/22 11:30PM EST
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Sunday 02/23 12:00AM EST
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Sunday 02/23 12:30AM EST
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
Sunday 02/23 1:00AM EST
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Sunday 02/23 1:30AM EST
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Sunday 02/23 2:00AM EST
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Sunday 02/23 2:30AM EST
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Sunday 02/23 3:00AM EST
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Sunday 02/23 3:30AM EST
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Monday 02/24 2:00AM EST
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Monday 02/24 2:30AM EST
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?
Monday 02/24 3:00AM EST
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.
Monday 02/24 3:30AM EST
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Monday 02/24 4:00AM EST
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Monday 02/24 4:30AM EST
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Monday 02/24 9:00AM EST
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Monday 02/24 10:00AM EST
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Monday 02/24 10:30AM EST
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Monday 02/24 11:00AM EST
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Monday 02/24 12:00PM EST
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Monday 02/24 12:30PM EST
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Monday 02/24 1:00PM EST
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Monday 02/24 1:30PM EST
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Monday 02/24 2:00PM EST
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.