Monday 11/18 2:00AM EST
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Monday 11/18 2:30AM EST
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Monday 11/18 3:00AM EST
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Monday 11/18 3:30AM EST
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Monday 11/18 4:00AM EST
It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event.
Monday 11/18 4:30AM EST
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
Monday 11/18 9:00AM EST
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Monday 11/18 9:30AM EST
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Monday 11/18 10:00AM EST
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Monday 11/18 10:30AM EST
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Monday 11/18 11:00AM EST
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Monday 11/18 12:00PM EST
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Monday 11/18 12:30PM EST
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.
Monday 11/18 1:00PM EST
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Monday 11/18 2:30PM EST
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Monday 11/18 3:00PM EST
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Monday 11/18 3:30PM EST
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Monday 11/18 4:00PM EST
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Monday 11/18 4:30PM EST
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Tuesday 11/19 12:00AM EST
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Tuesday 11/19 12:30AM EST
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.
Tuesday 11/19 1:00AM EST
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
Tuesday 11/19 2:30AM EST
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Tuesday 11/19 3:00AM EST
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Tuesday 11/19 3:30AM EST
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Tuesday 11/19 4:00AM EST
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Wednesday 11/20 2:30AM EST
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Wednesday 11/20 4:30AM EST
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
Wednesday 11/20 9:00AM EST
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Wednesday 11/20 10:00AM EST
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Wednesday 11/20 10:30AM EST
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Wednesday 11/20 11:00AM EST
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Wednesday 11/20 12:00PM EST
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Wednesday 11/20 12:30PM EST
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Wednesday 11/20 1:00PM EST
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Wednesday 11/20 1:30PM EST
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Wednesday 11/20 2:00PM EST
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Wednesday 11/20 2:30PM EST
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Wednesday 11/20 3:00PM EST
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Wednesday 11/20 3:30PM EST
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Wednesday 11/20 4:00PM EST
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Wednesday 11/20 4:30PM EST
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Wednesday 11/20 5:00PM EST
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Wednesday 11/20 6:00PM EST
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Wednesday 11/20 7:00PM EST
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Wednesday 11/20 7:30PM EST
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.
Wednesday 11/20 8:00PM EST
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.
Wednesday 11/20 8:30PM EST
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Wednesday 11/20 9:00PM EST
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Wednesday 11/20 9:30PM EST
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.