Tuesday 01/21 12:00AM EST
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Tuesday 01/21 2:30AM EST
The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.
Tuesday 01/21 3:00AM EST
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Tuesday 01/21 3:30AM EST
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Tuesday 01/21 4:00AM EST
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Tuesday 01/21 4:30AM EST
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Wednesday 01/22 12:00AM EST
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Wednesday 01/22 12:30AM EST
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Wednesday 01/22 1:00AM EST
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Wednesday 01/22 2:30AM EST
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.
Wednesday 01/22 3:00AM EST
Shelly babysits Cartman.
Wednesday 01/22 3:30AM EST
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Wednesday 01/22 4:00AM EST
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
Wednesday 01/22 4:30AM EST
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Wednesday 01/22 9:00AM EST
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.
Wednesday 01/22 9:30AM EST
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
Wednesday 01/22 10:00AM EST
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Wednesday 01/22 10:30AM EST
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Wednesday 01/22 11:00AM EST
The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.
Wednesday 01/22 12:00PM EST
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Wednesday 01/22 12:30PM EST
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Wednesday 01/22 1:00PM EST
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
Wednesday 01/22 1:30PM EST
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Wednesday 01/22 2:00PM EST
South Park goes gluten free.
Wednesday 01/22 2:30PM EST
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
Wednesday 01/22 3:00PM EST
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Wednesday 01/22 3:30PM EST
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Wednesday 01/22 4:00PM EST
Randy moves the family to the country and he takes up farming.
Wednesday 01/22 4:30PM EST
In the pilot episode of the new hit series, Tegridy Farms, Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.
Wednesday 01/22 5:00PM EST
This week, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.
Wednesday 01/22 6:00PM EST
The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
Wednesday 01/22 6:30PM EST
It’s Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter’s marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.
Wednesday 01/22 7:00PM EST
The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
Wednesday 01/22 7:30PM EST
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town’s Holiday Season.
Wednesday 01/22 8:00PM EST
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
Wednesday 01/22 8:30PM EST
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.
Wednesday 01/22 9:00PM EST
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Wednesday 01/22 9:30PM EST
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Wednesday 01/22 10:00PM EST
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Thursday 01/23 12:30AM EST
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Thursday 01/23 1:00AM EST
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Thursday 01/23 2:30AM EST
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Thursday 01/23 3:00AM EST
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.
Thursday 01/23 3:30AM EST
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Thursday 01/23 4:00AM EST
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Thursday 01/23 4:30AM EST
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Friday 01/24 12:00AM EST
According to Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger has become a lesbian.
Friday 01/24 1:00AM EST
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Friday 01/24 2:30AM EST
It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event.
Friday 01/24 3:00AM EST
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.