Wednesday 09/23 9:00AM EDT
The boys express their utmost respect for Caitlyn Jenner in the most stunning and brave South Park ever.
Wednesday 09/23 9:30AM EDT
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
Wednesday 09/23 10:00AM EDT
Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunter’s revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars.
Wednesday 09/23 10:30AM EDT
Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.
Wednesday 09/23 11:00AM EDT
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get him to Mars.
Wednesday 09/23 11:30AM EDT
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
Wednesday 09/23 12:00PM EDT
Jimmy’s integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal’s ideology.
Wednesday 09/23 1:00PM EDT
PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.
Wednesday 09/23 1:30PM EDT
Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Wednesday 09/23 3:00PM EDT
In the season 20 premiere episode, the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon. (South Park S20, E01 2)
Wednesday 09/23 3:30PM EDT
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global.
Wednesday 09/23 4:00PM EDT
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Wednesday 09/23 4:30PM EDT
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.
Wednesday 09/23 5:00PM EDT
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
Wednesday 09/23 5:30PM EDT
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
Wednesday 09/23 6:00PM EDT
It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
Wednesday 09/23 6:30PM EDT
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children.
Wednesday 09/23 7:00PM EDT
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Wednesday 09/23 8:00PM EDT
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Wednesday 09/23 8:30PM EDT
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Wednesday 09/23 9:00PM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Wednesday 09/23 9:30PM EDT
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Wednesday 09/23 10:00PM EDT
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Wednesday 09/23 10:30PM EDT
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
Thursday 09/24 12:00AM EDT
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Thursday 09/24 12:30AM EDT
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Thursday 09/24 1:00AM EDT
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Thursday 09/24 2:00AM EDT
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.
Thursday 09/24 2:30AM EDT
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
Thursday 09/24 3:00AM EDT
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Thursday 09/24 3:30AM EDT
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Thursday 09/24 4:00AM EDT
Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.
Thursday 09/24 4:30AM EDT
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Friday 09/25 12:30AM EDT
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
Friday 09/25 1:00AM EDT
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Friday 09/25 2:00AM EDT
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
Friday 09/25 2:30AM EDT
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.
Friday 09/25 3:00AM EDT
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Friday 09/25 3:30AM EDT
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
Friday 09/25 4:00AM EDT
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Friday 09/25 4:30AM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Friday 09/25 3:00PM EDT
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Friday 09/25 3:30PM EDT
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.
Friday 09/25 4:00PM EDT
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Friday 09/25 4:30PM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Friday 09/25 5:00PM EDT
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Friday 09/25 5:30PM EDT
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Friday 09/25 6:00PM EDT
Shelly babysits Cartman.
Friday 09/25 6:30PM EDT
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
Friday 09/25 7:00PM EDT
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.