Wednesday 08/12 10:00AM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Wednesday 08/12 10:30AM EDT
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Wednesday 08/12 11:00AM EDT
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Wednesday 08/12 11:30AM EDT
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Wednesday 08/12 12:00PM EDT
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Wednesday 08/12 12:30PM EDT
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Wednesday 08/12 1:00PM EDT
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
Wednesday 08/12 1:30PM EDT
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.
Wednesday 08/12 2:00PM EDT
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
Wednesday 08/12 2:30PM EDT
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Wednesday 08/12 3:00PM EDT
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Wednesday 08/12 3:30PM EDT
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Wednesday 08/12 4:00PM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Wednesday 08/12 4:30PM EDT
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Wednesday 08/12 5:00PM EDT
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Wednesday 08/12 5:30PM EDT
Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunter’s revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars.
Wednesday 08/12 6:00PM EDT
Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.
Wednesday 08/12 6:30PM EDT
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Wednesday 08/12 7:00PM EDT
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Wednesday 08/12 7:30PM EDT
A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship.
Wednesday 08/12 8:00PM EDT
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.
Wednesday 08/12 8:30PM EDT
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Wednesday 08/12 9:00PM EDT
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Wednesday 08/12 9:30PM EDT
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.
Wednesday 08/12 10:00PM EDT
The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
Thursday 08/13 12:30AM EDT
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Thursday 08/13 1:00AM EDT
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.
Thursday 08/13 3:00AM EDT
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
Thursday 08/13 3:30AM EDT
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
Thursday 08/13 4:00AM EDT
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Thursday 08/13 4:30AM EDT
This is the only show that will answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.
Friday 08/14 12:30AM EDT
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Friday 08/14 1:00AM EDT
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Friday 08/14 2:00AM EDT
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Friday 08/14 2:30AM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Friday 08/14 3:00AM EDT
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
Friday 08/14 3:30AM EDT
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Friday 08/14 4:00AM EDT
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Friday 08/14 4:30AM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Friday 08/14 3:00PM EDT
South Park Citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help.
Friday 08/14 3:30PM EDT
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
Friday 08/14 4:00PM EDT
Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.
Friday 08/14 4:30PM EDT
Randy moves the family to the country and he takes up farming.
Friday 08/14 5:00PM EDT
In the pilot episode of the new hit series, Tegridy Farms, Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.
Friday 08/14 5:30PM EDT
Randy lands in big trouble on a visit to China. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park.
Friday 08/14 6:00PM EDT
This week, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.
Friday 08/14 6:30PM EDT
The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
Friday 08/14 7:00PM EDT
It’s Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter’s marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.
Friday 08/14 7:30PM EDT
Jimmy and Timmy’s experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.
Friday 08/14 8:00PM EDT
It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.