South Park
Swimming Lessons
Season 2 E 8 • 12/31/2018
Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.
Tags:CartmanKyleStanKennyGarrisonMr. Hatswimmingpoop & pee

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