the only hope is that
J.J. Abrams' new national anthem
will appeal to everyone and bring back
those nostalgic memberberries we know and love.
Everything's gettinga reboot now.
[ Knock at door ]
Hello, sir.I'm with the Gallup poll.
We're trying to geta read on how people
will be voting in the upcomingpresidential election.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Great. And will you bevoting for the Giant Douche
or the Turd Sandwich?
Well, this is usuallya Giant Douche household,
but we are going firmlywith the Turd Sandwich.
Oh, the Turd Sandwich,huh?
You can put my wife and I bothdown for Turd Sandwich.
Well,good luck with that.
So far, Giant Doucheis leading in the polls.
[ Dramatic notes play ]
What the hellis wrong with people?
They really think thata Giant Douche
should be president?
Why'd you say I'd be voting forthe Turd Sandwich, Randy?
You haven't eventalked to me about it.
You can't possibly be thinkingabout voting for the douche.
[ Groans ]
What's wrong with you?
I just don't understandwhy every four years,
you people freak outover whether to vote for
a Giant Doucheor a Turd Sandwich.
Because we're Americans.
'Cause this is America.
Why are wedoing this again?
Why are we back to Giant Doucheand Turd Sandwich?
You just think everythingand everyone is dumb, huh?
'Cause you're a kneel-ist[nihilist]?
See? You're sucha nihilist.
Will You Be Voting This Year?
A pollster visits the Marsh, prompting disagreement between Randy, Sharon, and Stan.