Mornin', Jim.Mornin', Kate.
We really tied one onlast night, huh?
What the hell'sgoing on?
We -- We don't know!
The fuck is this?
Jimbo: There's like a...chainblocking the liquor aisle.
Uh, maybe we can justgo around to the other side.
What the hell?
I dunno, there'ssome kind of blockage
in front ofthe booze section.
But this isridiculous.
Can I help you?
Manager, there'sa chain and sign
blocking our wayinto the liquor aisle.
Yes. We can't sell liquorduring the holidays.
Somebody got a newcounty ordinance passed.
What?Who has that kind of power?
It's Christmas, damn it!What are we supposed to drink?!
You gotta just drinkwhat you have at your house.
[ Scoffs ]We drank it all
before driving tothe tree-lighting ceremony!
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!Wait! Hold on!
Sorry, everyone.I've been shut downuntil the new year.
No!Not you, too!
You must have somethingyou can give us.
All I've got is this littlebottle of peppermint schnapps,
and it's barely enoughfor my drive home.
I've got family coming over --from out of town!
You can't expect meto be sober!
Skeeter!Thank God you're still open.
Gimme a Cabernet, huh?
And a couple bottlesto take home.
I got lemonade, soft drinks,and teas.
That's all I can selluntil January 2nd.
Son ofa bitch!
This can'tbe happening.
Hey, come on, guys.
It's still Christmas, and wehave to make the best of it.
How about we alldrive around a little?
Oh, what's the point,Jimbo?!
What's the pointof driving now?
♪ Silent night
South Park Goes Dry
A new ordinance passes, in South Park, banning all sales of alcohol just before Christmas.