South ParkS23 E9Love Advice From Cartman
Scott turns to Cartman for advice about girls, but Cartman doesn’t believe in happily ever after.
South ParkS23 E9The Scott Malkinson Show
It's an all-new intro for "The Scott Malkinson Show."
South ParkS23 E9Please Can We Get Disney+
Scott asks his dad if they can get the latest streaming service.
South ParkS23 E9Some STIFF Competition
Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.
South ParkS23 E9Cable-Company Fast
Scott's Dad, a cable company repairman, gets a call to help the Stotch's with their cable. He gets there as quickly as possible… for a repairman.
South ParkS23 E9I Have Diabetes
Scott finally gets up the nerve to go and talk to Sophie.
South ParkS23 E9Streaming Services Are Destroying Our Culture
Scott runs home to tell his parents about the new girl at school. Meanwhile, Scott's dad, frustrated with the threat of streaming media, may ruin Scott's plans to spend time with Sophie.
South ParkS23 E9WE Are Cable Repair Men
Clark and the rest of the cable repairmen plot to bring down all the streaming services, but get sidetracked in executing their plan.
South ParkS23 E9Relationships Are Diabetes Times 10
Scott turns to Cartman for advice about love and relationships.
South ParkS23 E9You Want the Good Stuff
The Park County Cable repairmen slowly assemble everything they need for their plan. Meanwhile, Scott turns to the shady underbelly of South Park in order to get a bootleg Disney+ account.
South ParkS23 E9It's Baby Yoda
Scott's Dad shuts down all the streaming services in South Park while Scott and Sophie are trying to watch the Mandalorian.
South ParkS23 E9Streaming Chaos
The kids race from house to house trying to find a streaming service that works.
South ParkS23 E9You're Just My Type. Type 1 Diabetes.
Scott goes into a Diabetic Rage trying to keep the other boys away from Sophie.
South ParkS23 E9Need A Candy Bar?
With the streaming services all off-line, Scott and Sophie spend some quality time together.
South ParkS23 E10You Gotta Try It, Santa
Santa is shocked to find the residents of South Park high as kites and driving.
South ParkS23 E10Santa’s PSA
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town’s Holiday Season in the Season 23 finale.
South ParkS23 E10Holiday Spirits
At the annual Christmas Tree lighting, Santa warns the town about the dangers of drinking and driving, and having too many Christmas Spirits during the holidays.
South ParkS23 E10South Park Goes Dry
A new ordinance passes, in South Park, banning all sales of alcohol just before Christmas.
South ParkS23 E10We NEED a Holiday Special
The Mayor, and the rest of the townsfolk, beg Randy to help restore the town's Christmas Spirits… with weed.
South ParkS23 E10As Special As Jesus
Randy and Towelie brainstorm ideas to bring some Holiday Tegridy to the town.