About

Wolf Home Security is a company dedicated to helping men and women keep their homes and families secure. They help install monitors and all doors and windows, motion detectors in living areas, and their revolutionary new personal security system that monitors your own fear levels - Insecurity. As soon as they detect something is wrong, they'll call you up and send over the police with blankets and cocoa to make you feel safe from white criminals. Members and workers at Wolf Home Security include Alvin, Brian. David, Jeff, Marcus, Martin, Michael, Mike, and Peter, while Varashnu mans a Wolf Home Security call center in India, and Kevin is a manager.

Memorable Quotes

• "This is Kevin with Wolf Home Security. Is everything all right?" (Insecurity)

Featured Episode

• Insecurity (s16e10)