|Occupation||Unemployed; Truck Driver; Sawmill Worker (formerly)|
|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||Butt Out|
After several long hours of work at the sawmill or driving his truck, there's nothing more this man enjoys than a good cigarette over at Skeeter's Bar and Cocktail, assuming Rob Reiner isn't there to try to ruin it for him. He hangs around the redneck side of town, and is a conservative, opposing the passing of marriage equality legislation with Skeeter and company, and joining Darryl Weathers in protesting about Amazon and Google taking away jobs. His other manly hobbies include watching wrasslin' and some hardcore cock magic. He wears a blue-and-red hat that used to say 'BUDS' on it but as of late has no label.
He's always happy to give someone a lift in his truck - when a group of boys, lead by Kyle Broflovski informed him they won a killer whale at Pizza Hut, he was happy to help them drive it to Mexico until they were busted by the cops. He also later drove Eric Cartman to Washington D. C. when he found him hitch-hiking.
- Butt Out (s07e13)
- Follow That Egg (s09e10)
- Free Willzyx (s09e13)
- Imaginationland (s11e10)
- W.T.F. (s13e10; cameo)
- Cock Magic (s18e08; cameo)
- White People Renovating Houses (s21e01; cameo)