|Aliases||Chris Swollenballs, Tom|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First Appearance||Night of the Living Homeless|
|Last Appearance||Pandemic (death)|
Steven was one of South Park's most popular news anchors, hosting the Evening News, and sometimes the CNN news, during many of the town's difficult times. He reported on the rise in the homeless population, as well as on the record-breaking crap by Randy Marsh, and of course, the Imaginationland bombing. He also broke the news on the cure for AIDS and joined fellow reporters Niles Lawsen, Tom Thompson, Ron Zappolo and more in covering Britney Spears' decline. He died at the hands of the Guinea Pigs when they found the news station, and has been succeeded by longtime reporter Tom Thompson.
- Night of the Living Homeless (s11e07; debut)
- More Crap (s11e09)
- Imaginationland, Episode II (s11e11)
- Tonsil Trouble (s12e01)
- Britney's New Look (s12e02)
- Pandemic (s12e10; death)
- Like all South Park news anchors, he was referred to by a number of names, such as Steven, Chris and Tom. For ease of reference, we're calling him Steven here.
- He bares a close resemblance to earlier SNN anchor Chris Holt.
- He was South Park's second major news anchor; he was replaced after his death by Tom Thompson.