The Washington Redskins (Company)

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The Washington Redskins

Gender Male
Age 8-10
Hair Color Multiple
Occupation Start-Up Company
Grade 4th Grade
Religion Roman Catholic; Judaism (Kyle)
President/CEO Eric Cartman
Accountant/Jew Kyle Broflovski
Voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
First Appearance Go Fund Yourself

About[edit]

After hearing success stories from Kickstarter, the boys are inspired to start their own start-up company so they don't have to do anything or go to school ever again -- all they need is a catchy name. After axing such memorable names as Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, Inc., Eric Cartman insists on using the familiar brand name The Washington Redskins once the trademark is pulled, despite protests from the football team of the same name. Even ISIS becomes a fan of their work, but when the last Redskin dies in glorious sacrifice for his people's values, the company is forced out of business.

The brand was later briefly revived by #CartmanBrah for The Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Spectacular.

Memorable Quotes[edit]

  • "Go fuck yourself."
  • "Fuck you"

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